JJBA Headcanons

𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌

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𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎
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Jonathan:
-His servant would wake him up by opening the curtains with a "Good Morning, Mr. Joestar."
-That same servant would dress him while telling him the news for the day and another would bring in the mail on a silver tray.
-He would have been served a great breakfast and then he'd get on with his day.

Speedwagon:
-He'd wake up to the owner of his idk house yelling at other residents.
-He'd get dressed, put on his hat and then go down to the local bakery to get himself something to eat.
-Maybe rob someone, idk

Joseph:
-He'd wake up to his brand new alarm clock and stay in bed for a little while longer.
-After a few thirty minutes, he'd get up, put on some pants and go do his business in the bathroom before making breakfast for himself.
-It was a sandwich

Caesar:
-He'd get up and then start getting ready to do some crimes.
-He'd go down to a cafe to get some coffee before actually going to practice with Lisa Lisa.

Jotaro:
-He'd wake up a few hours before his alarm clock to go work out.
-After that, he'd go shower, get his uniform on and then go have breakfast with his mom
-Holly would give him a big ole kiss on his cheek and then he's on his way to school.

Polnareff:
-Baby would wake up early to go open all the windows and make breakfast for himself.
-He'd then start cleaning the house and going to admire his families old rooms :(
-He'd go down to the local flower shop and bring his little sister's grave the bouquet of flowers and just talk to her.

Josuke:
-His alarm clock is his mom yelling that he's late.
-He'd hurriedly get dressed, doing his pompadour and then running out the door.
-A shoe would have been thrown at him, so he ran back, let his mom kiss him and then run off again.

Okuyasu:
-Baby boy would have to wake up extra early just to get ready and to go take care of his dad.
-He'd go talk to him, help him around the house and even clean his father's room everyday.

Giorno:
-Like his father, he'd wake up to his servants waking him up.
-Since he's don of the mafia, he has to be treated like royalty.
-They dress him in his designer clothing and he'd go have breakfast with fugo and mista in the dining hall
-Then he'd go start his business with the mafia.

Mista:
-He wakes up super early but just lays there.
-Whenever Giorno's servants come and call him for breakfast, he'd go down in only his boxers and just eat, no one complains 'cause he's the don's personal bodyguard

Jolyne:
-She'd wake up and instantly go take a shower, using her self care routine, she'd spend all of her time in the shower and the bathroom.
-She'd then go heat up some ego waffles and start her day.

Hermès:
-After washing up, she'd go make breakfast in just a shirt and her panties and literally that's it. She's simple.

Johnny:
-He'd usually wake up around 11, and he'd brush his hair out and then go get something to eat like down the street
-Maybe he'd go visit his brothers grave

Gyro:
-Once he wakes up, he's ready to go
-He brushes his long, beautiful hair, makes sure his golden teeth are shiny as fuck, and goes to address his father.
-Then, like any other day, he'd go work in his father's hospital.

Josuke:
-Kyo would wake him up and tell him breakfast was ready
-He's sloppily get his clothes on and go downstairs where his gigantic family is already eating at the dinner table.
-He'd call yasuho, tell her to have a great day at school before going to visit holly.

Mamezuku:
-He's like 30 so he wakes up like any normal adult does, at 6 in the morning.
-He would— man idk how the fuck he maneuvers his fuckin house.
-He goes to another pillar to do his business, come back to the kitchen pillar and just eat, since he can cook.

(I could not give a proper morning routine for jodio and dragona bc i don't know anything about them 😭)