Okay, so my good friend ( Thed2000 ) sent me this joke. hilarious.
A father and son were hoeing the ground to plant seeds but the father swang too hard and he cut his sons leg off. He went to the doctor and ask the doctor for help. The doctor told him come back in an hour.
The man came back in an hour and his son was running. Then they went to cook. The father accidentaly sliced his son's finger off. So he went back to the same doctor and asked for help.the doctor told himr to come back in 3 hours
The father came back and saw his son playing the piano
So after the visit they went to chop trees. The father swung his axe in a wide arc and chopped his son's head off
He placed it in a bag and went to ask the doctor for help
The doctor ask him to come back in 2 hours
He came back and saw his son dead
He asked the doctor why his son was dead
U place his head in the bag obviously without oxygen he would die
Creds to Thed2000 { apologies for any grammer or spelling mistakes }
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