A teacher asked a class if anything funny happened to them that week. One girl told this story.
"We have mice in our house, but our cat is too lazy to catch them. Yesterday my mom was late for work because there were three mice in the kitchen. She rushed out of the house, and on the way to the train station, she rushed into a store that sells mousetraps.
"Quick, I need a trap," she said. "Please hurry, I have to catch a train."
"And the man inside the store said, 'Sorry ma'am, we don't have any mousetraps that big."
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Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter
HumorHaving a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)