Policeman: Little boy, where do you live?
Boy: I live with my parents.
Policeman: Where does your parents live?
Boy: With me.
Policeman: Okay okay, where do you all live?
Boy: Together.
Policeman: Where is your house?
Boy: Beside my neighbour house.
Policeman: Where is your neighbours house?
Boy: If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
Policeman: Just tell me, boy!
Boy: Beside my house.
YOU ARE READING
Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter
HumorHaving a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)
