Young children believes in Santa, so they wake up early in the morning, expecting to see Santa or presents from Santa. This is what you could do.
I tell my kids that Santa is fat because he eats the children who get up early on Christmas morning.

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HumorHaving a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)