The Ninja write poetry (R, N)

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Kai: I am so handsome, good-looking, hot, wonderful, why am I so good?  How predictable, a Kai haiku...


Cole: Sweet, succulent, moist, you fill my heart with joy, loaded with frosting, a sugary topping...  *Shakes head*  Cole, Cole, Cole...


Zane: I met you at Borg Tower, I fell in love with you within the hour, you make my circuits extremely warm, my sweet Primary Interactive eXistential Assistant Life-form.  Aaaaaaaw, Pixane!


Jay: My soulmate, my love, my life, and one day soon, Waterlily, my wife.  And Jaya!!!  YES!!!


Lloyd: I welcome the darkness, in it, I find peace, it gives me time to reflect on life, but mostly to eat lots of sweets.  Uh, Lloyd, do you need therapy again..?


Nya: Independence is fine, it really is sublime, but the best part of it all, is when it's stabby-stabby time.  Oh, that's so me..!  Hehe!  😆

Lloyd: Uh, Nya, maybe you should stop.

Nya: But I still have seven more verses!

Zane: It becomes exceedingly bloodthirsty and violent, beginning the next verse.

Cole: You have how many knives?!!!



A.N.  Well, this was random, but I had fun doing it!  Is there anything that you all want to see?

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