The ninja are calmly drinking tea at the monastery when a portal suddenly opens up beside them.
"GET IN." An unknown, almighty voice booms at them from above.
"Who are you?" Jay whispers in awe.
"THAT IS OF NO CONSEQUENCE TO YOU."
"Are you.. My Grandfather?" Lloyd asks, wide-eyed.
"NO. GET IN THE HOLE." The voice repeats its request.
"Are you a new villain who's going to abduct us, torture us, and then steal my cake?" Cole asks, horrified.
"WHAT-? NO!"
"Then who are you?" Nya demands.
The voice sighs. "I AM.." It pauses dramatically. "-KAT!!!"
"Sorry, but did you say that you're a cat?!!!" Kai questions skeptically.
"IT'S K-A-T!"
"Who spells cat like that?" Lloyd asks, raising an eyebrow.
"IT'S MY NAME, TRAUMA CHILD!!!" Kat booms again.
"Touché." Lloyd mutters.
"I'M BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL TO ENTERTAIN MY READERS, GOT IT?!!!" The voice shouts exasperatedly.
"Readers?"
"Wait, where are we really?"
"I suppose that we could be trapped in a strange parallel dimension-"
The voice lets out a frustrated yowl. "ENOUGH!!! I'M SENDING YOU TO EARTH, WHERE YOUR WITS WILL BE TESTED AGAINST A RATHER UNSTABLE BEE GODDESS', WHO CAN ALSO TIE A MEAN LEFT KNOT."
The ninja all scream as the portal lunges for them, and they fall through.
-In Ancient Egypt-
"Man, it's hot here! Where are we?" Jay asks.
"-You're in Ancient Egypt." A severe-featured woman in camouflage clothing suddenly appears beside him, and Jay screams.
"-And who are you?" Nya asks sassily.
"I am Neith, goddess of bees, war, weaving, hunting, and macramé."
All of the guys (except Zane) snort, and Neith glares at them. "I see that Kat has used her great power to bring me more prey to hunt."
All of the ninja look at each other in horror.
"You hunt people?!!" Cole squeaks out.
"Indeed. I often hunt random strangers that she has deposited here for my entertainment. It's a fair deal. She gets to film here, and and she in turn teaches me how to use a rifle." She cackles maniacally.
"You are a monster!" Zane gasps.
Neith sidles up next to him. "It doesn't end there, Metal-Man. Once I hunt you down, I will take your-"
"-WHAT?!! My childhood? My father? The love of my life? My soul?!!" Lloyd breaks down, sobbing. "TAKE MY SOUL, IT'S THE ONLY THING I HAVE LEFT!!!" He screams.
"-YOUR POCKETS!!!" Neith shouts over him.
Lloyd immediately ceases his bawling. "Oh."
"But we're ninja! We don't have pockets!!!" Kai bursts out.
"Don't be a fool! Everyone has pockets!!!"
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