Sung to the tune of Miraculous, 'cause I like the format! 🤣
When I wake up, I'm full of hurt,
And I think: 'Great, another day on Planet Earth.'
Then my brother comes, I wanna hide,
He makes me want to give him a black eye.
Oh-oh-oh!
He's so annoying!
Oh-oh-oh!
He eats my food and everything!
Oh-oh-oh!
And when there's work to do, all he'll do is chew!
It's me!
Losing my mind!
Every time I find..!
..Him in the kitchen!
He rarely does dishes!
I never can unwind!
They look at me, and think I'm mild,
I'm Kat, and at night I'm wild.
I howl at the moon, at midnight,
I enjoy giving my neighbors quite a fright!
Oh-oh-oh!
I must make quite a scene!
Oh-oh-oh!
Snarling like a wolverine!
Oh-oh-oh!
But as I duck down low, they'll never know!
That I am the one,
Having such fun
Terrifying people!
This is my jam,
Entertaining my fam,
Any excuse now sounds feeble!
Another day, I'm on the run,
My brother's angry and not much fun.
When he looks at me, I worry,
His eyes, were they always that beady?
Oh-oh-oh!
Somehow I doubt it.
Oh-oh-oh!
Is he a ferret?
Oh-oh-oh!
Must he always be, so close to me?!!
Of course not!
But he loves me a lot!
Even when he pretends he doesn't!
He's seldom passive,
He makes me aggressive,
I wouldn't be his Sis if I wasn't!
I am a Kat, just chilling out,
But all the time, tea's what I think about.
I am wise, beyond my age,
But sometimes I can't control my rage.
Oh-oh-oh!
Some people make me hiss!
Oh-oh-oh!
Why do I put up with this?
Oh-oh-oh!
If I don't like someone, I'll kick them in the bum!
You'd better watch out!
Beware of my clout!
As my Bro is all too aware!
..It really hurts!
Pain is the worst!
And it messes up your hair!
😎😸
Not my bro dying of laughter while I sang him this the other night! 💀
Of course, if I'd extend it, I could say:
Sure, of course (or: I know) I'm cute!
And I am smart to boot!'
But I ran out of space in the song! 😂😜
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