Wednesday, Feb 17, 2016

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This was a writing assignment where I had to use the underlined words in sentences.  


I'm sorry!



Somewhere in the distance towards the Northeast, the joyous bookkeeper crucified his millionth typewriter, but then it resurrected as a strawberry.



"Surprisingly, we ourselves use scarecrows as pincushions, even when snow ploughs roam the streets."  Said a self-appointed pioneer.  

When asked how he could be a pioneer when there are snow ploughs around, he looked at me like I was crazy and replied, "Because I work at the Pioneer gas station."  

This reporter needs a new job.





I can do stuff like this here.  Yeah, homeschooling is awesome!  😎

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