Jay: Hey everybody, let's play a game! I call it: How to make Lloyd feel depressed! Basically, I'll say a random word, and Lloyd will find a way to associate it with something traumatic! *Rubs hands together* This'll be fun! Aaaaaaand... Let's begin!
Lloyd: I don't really want to do this, and I didn't agree to it, either-
Jay: -Too bad!
Jay: Okay Lloyd, your first word is, hehe... Green!
Morro and Bolobo: *Suddenly appear* GREEN?!!
Jay: Begone! *Shoos them away*
Lloyd: Uh, green? Growing things... *Smiles* My gi... Responsibilities... Lost childhood... *Frowns*
Jay: We'll get there..! The next word is.. Rabbit!
Lloyd: Jack the Rabbit... Storytime... Never trust a snake... I thought you were my friend, Pythor!!! *Eye twitches* ..Betrayal... *Heavy breathing*
Jay: Oo-kay! Let's just-
Lloyd: -AND YOU JERKS HUNG ME UP ON A FRIGGIN' FLAGPOLE!!! *Throws a random chair at Jay*
-Cue Zane running in and massaging Lloyd's shoulders to calm him down-
Jay: *Hiding behind Nya* You're supposed to get sad, not angry! *To Nya* Thank you, Miss- Er, Ma'am! *Winks at her*
Nya: *Blushes and waves the cameraperson away*
Jay, grinning: -And that was my beautiful Yang Nya, whom I adore with all my heart and little Lego soul! So, sorry, fangirls, but I'm taken!
-Camera suddenly switches to a shot of Nya-
Nya: *Revving chainsaw* -And if any of you dare to try anything with my Jaybear.. *Revs chainsaw threateningly* ..I will personally hunt you down, use this on you.. *Pats chainsaw* ..Have my brother incinerate your remains, and then feed your ashes to our pet chicken.
Jay: 😲
Cameraperson: 😲
Lloyd: 😲
Nya: Too much?
Jay: *In a rather high-pitched voice* Okay, lets continue! Lloyd, your word is: Dog!
Lloyd: Dog.. Wolf.. Akitaaaaa!!! *Starts sobbing*
Jay: Well, I did it! *Looks at Lloyd weeping* Oh, alright! I'll give him a word that he can't possibly get upset over. Lloyd! Halloween!
Lloyd: Ghosts.. Possession.. Morro.. The Preeminent.. Fatheeeeer!!! *Sobs even harder*
Jay: Huh. I thought for sure he'd say candy.
Lloyd: Halloween means costumes. And masks. Masks?! Harumi! WHY?!! WHA-HA-HAIIIIII!!! *Hysterical bawling*
Jay: Right, this is getting too pathetic. *Gives Lloyd a candy bar*
Lloyd: *Perks up*
Lloyd: *Reads label* SCREEEEEEEEEEECH!!! *Throws the candy bar in Jay's face*
Jay: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?!!!
Lloyd: THAT WAS ONE OF THE BRANDS THAT I TRIED TO STEAL BACK WHEN I WAS A KID!!! You know, when you guys HUNG ME UP ON A FLAGPOLE!!!
Jay: How are you the Green Ninja?
Lloyd: Because destiny hates me.
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