*Everyone walks in and takes a seat*
Therapist: *Gives each of them a questionnaire to fill out*
The questionnaire:
Write a word to describe your early childhood:
Lloyd: Abandoned
Kai/Nya: Parentless
Zane: Forgotten
Jay: Orphaned
Cole: Sickness
Write a word to describe a more recent event:
Lloyd: Betrayal
Kai/Nya: Lies
Zane: Genocidal
Jay: Cubing
Cole: Skull
How do you cope?
Lloyd: Therapist
Kai: I pick on Jay
Nya: I play with knives. Lots and lots of knives.
Zane: I converse with the female droid inside of my head.
Jay: I joke and panic about my situation, usually in that order.
Cole: Cake
Your usual emotional state?
Lloyd: Paranoia
Kai: Anger
Nya: Rage
Zane: Disappointment
Jay: Panic
Cole: Horror
Therapist: *Goes pale*
Nya: *Pulls out knives*
Zane: Oh Pixal, you are the only individual who truly understands me...
Cole: *Pulls out cake and bites into it lovingly*
Jay: Hey Kai! We have a very psychological relationship. You're psycho, and I'm logical! *Snorts, stressed-out laughing*
Kai: *Growls and sets Jay's hair on fire*
Jay: *Screams in terror and runs around, flailing his arms, trying to put it out*
Lloyd: *Grabs therapist by the shoulders and shakes him hysterically* HELP ME!!!
Therapist: *Starts sobbing*
Zane: I am feeling an overwhelming desire to destroy some Yetis.
Therapist: *Yeets himself out of window*
Nya: Hmm, that guy needs professional help.
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