Me: *Gets into bed and snuggles into my quilt, breathes a contented, relaxed sigh*
Me: *Falling asleep*
My brain: HEY!!! Just 🎶JUMP UP KICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPIIIN!!!🎶
Me: Ohhh, nooo..! 😧
My brain: *Shouts* SING-ALONG TIME!!! 😁
Me: FINE! *Commences mental sing-along, then finishes* Now leave me alone!!!
My brain: I cooooould.. OR..!
My brain: Insects breathe through their abdomens! It's impossible to hum while you hold your nose! A shrimp's heart is in its head! Alfred Hitchcock was frightened of eggs! THE AVERAGE PERSON WALKS PAST 36 MURDERERS IN THEIR LIFETIME!!! A HUMAN HEAD REMAINS CONSCIOUS FOR AROUND TWENTY SECONDS AFTER BEING DECAPITATED!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! *Screaming*
Me: Well, that escalated quickly.
My brain: Let me entertain you some more!!!
Me: NO!!!
My brain: Fine... 😢
Me: *Goes to sleep*
My brain an hour later: -The victim appears to have suffered massive blunt-force trauma to the head. You can see here where the weapon has entered the cranial-
Me: Did you just wake me up to play a crime/drama in my head?!!
My brain: Uhh.. GOOD NIGHT!!!
Me: *Finally goes to sleep*
My bro: *Wakes me up by blowing his nose as if he were an elephant trumpeting or something*
Me: GAH!!! *Internal screaming*
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Randomness, Headcanons, Art, and Oneshots
RandomNot just Ninjago!!! Also Unwanteds, Kane Chronicles, and more, it could be anything, from anywhere! (Yes, I know the photo's sideways, I'll mess with it later!) R= Random N= Ninjago O= Oneshot H= Headcanon T- Thoughts TU= The Unwanteds KC= Kane Ch...
