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Movie Lloyd vs Series Lloyd (N, T)

Movie Lloyd: My dad's so bad!  He tries to destroy my city on a daily basis!  And everyone at school hates me because of him!!!

Series Lloyd: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!  YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS?!!!  *Pulls out list*  Listen to this!

Season 1: Abandoned by my mother at an evil boarding school, then kicked out of said boarding school because I'm 'not evil enough.'   Then I get bullied by my uncles' students, betrayed by a bunch of snakes.

Season 2: Forced to mature early, I wasn't even allowed to read comic books.  Then an evil spirit-thing uses, then possesses my dad, I have to fight him, then I see him transform into a scary dragon.

Season 3: It turns out that the evil spirit-thingy is back, it takes over my city, kidnaps/nearly k*lls me, and I see my friend d*e.

Season 4: I get information that my friend is alive, and guess what?  The only price to pay to get him back is if I go compete on an uncharted island and get my powers stolen.  And, oh yeah, I had to banish my own father to the Cursed Realm, who had become good, when we had just started to bond.

Season 5: I get broody.  An edgy ghost possesses me, I nearly d*e, again, and I painfully get to see my father.  Then I take his clothes.

Season 6: YAY!  I get to be swallowed up by a magic blade after becoming super-old.  Oh, and my friends get the same treatment.  And Nya dies.  Thank goodness I conveniently forget this season.

Season 7: I get to see my uncle rapidly age, my robo-friend is on the fritz, and then we lose my uncle in a temporal vortex.

Season 8: We search for my uncle, finally find out that he's a baby, the girl I like turns out to be a monster, and my mom nearly drowns because of her.  Then, I get to see my fathers' evil side summoned back from beyond the grave.

Season 9: I get moody because I think that my friends have been destroyed by my father.  The girl I used to like is trying to hunt me down, and Skylor nearly d*ies from being tainted by my dads' evil.

Season 10: My relatives try to destroy us, then I lose track of my dad.  And, no surprise here, I nearly d*e again.

Season 11: I'm not allowed to relax.  I lose my friend.  Then, I go through a portal, meet a wolf-girl that I get upset with, and find out that my friend is a homicidal maniac.

Season 12: I get cubed.  :(

Season 13: I get attacked by some Batman/Voldemort/type guy.

Season 14: My mom goes missing, and her club doesn't care.  I get tied to a big stake, upside down.

Season 15: I lose Nya because she becomes the embodiment of moisture to fight a Giant Sea Snake that my grandpa couldn't defeat.

Conclusion: My life sucks.

Movie Lloyd: 😲