This is gonna be kindergarten, Marya is the teacher, Also this doesn't have a ship, Sonya and Mary are just really sweet little girls who are friends. I'll just see how this goes.
Marya: We are going over some rules. No pushing, yelling, shoving, DON"T TOUCH NATASHA SHE IS ONLY A BABY. sexting, fuck you don't know that yet ask your parents, Natasha is my favorite, respect my baby, I pity these two peoples so leave Mary and Sonya alone. No dawddling on homework either, now go play well I get the lesson ready.
*at where the blocks are I guess*
Anatole: Hi.
Natahsa:Hi.
Anatole: You look pretty.
Natahsa: *giggles* you're handsome.
Anatole: Thanks. Want to get married a recess?
Natasha: Sure I like you.
Anatole: Yay.
Sonya: You can't!
Natasha:Why not?
Mary: Because you said you were going to marry my brother at recess!
Sonya: Yeah!
Natasha: Andrei is sick, I can't marry someone who isn't here.
Anatole: Yeah we're doing this!
Sonya: You're gonna make Mary cry!
Mary: *starts silently crying*
Sonya: It's ok....um...*hugs mary*...*starts singing* Jesus loves me this I know for the bible tells me so!
Mary: You know that song? I love that song!
Sonya: Yep!
Marya: Very good Sonya *walks away*
Sonya: Natasha I'm telling!
Natasha: No! Please! I love him! I'll give you all my dino nuggets.
Sonya:NO! Marya Dmitrievena Akhrosimova! Ma'am!
Marya: What childrens?
Sonya: Natasha was going to marry Andrei at recess but she lied! She's going to marry Anatole! She tried to bribe me with dino chicken nuggets not to tell!
Marya: Oh god Natasha
Marya: Why did I ever teach here *hears yelling behind her* WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW??
Helene: Pierre! I like Fedya! You didn't give me all of your goldfish! So we have to get a divorce now!
Pierre: W-what?
Helene:UGGHHHHHH!
Marya: I'm out! Sonya, Mary, I am so sorry, Natasha come along!
Natasha: Ok!
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GR8COMET& War and Peace: Mini Stories/ Incorrect Quotes
RandomI'm probably one of the only ones who still loves gr8t comet (or ya know i didnt know about this beautiful thing until a few months ago) but for people who do love it still, here is random mini stories.
