Anatole: Yo we going to the club lend me fifty rubles like every single other time I see you I ask for?
Pierre: Sure I'll come too
Anatole: cool.
Everyone at the club: There's firey shit in the air and ice on the ground we all probably gon die soon so drink wit me
Pierre: According to my doctor, I probs shouldn't be drinking. Ahh well fuck it *drinks anyways*
Anatole: I am creepily describing Natasha's body I want to kiss her.
Dolokhov: No no man not till she's married. Also you're married but noone knows about that.
Anatole: I don't care.
Dolokhov: Here's to the health of pretty women to married women and their lovers
Pierre: THE FUCK? I WONT HESITATE BITCH!
Dolokhov: chill ur on
Pierre: *shoots and hits dolokhov* shit why did I do that? *stands open ready to take a bullet*
Dolokhov: *shoots and somehow misses* well shit
Pierre: Wha- I won?
Anatole: yo sis ask natahsa to the ball?
Helene: of course dear brother
Anatole: come go home old man, sleep it off and be happy we live to love another day.
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GR8COMET& War and Peace: Mini Stories/ Incorrect Quotes
RandomI'm probably one of the only ones who still loves gr8t comet (or ya know i didnt know about this beautiful thing until a few months ago) but for people who do love it still, here is random mini stories.
