Pierre: Andrey isn't here
Natasha: I'm young and will forever love Andrey it so totally doesn't sound like somethint might change that right?
Sonya: I'm good and will end up trying to save my friend multiple times and i will truly forever love Nikolai but i will always be alone
Marya: I'm oldschool, don't fuck up i will end you. Also Natasha is my favorite.
Ensemble: Lets explain more about why tou should love the show and oh the family tree is in your playbill
Anatole: I'm hot i spend my *cough cough pierre's* money on only women and wine and they think I'm romantic but I'm actually super fucking creepy
Helene: I'm a slut deal with it I'm going to help my brother deal with it
Dolokhov: I'm fierce and actually a great deal more important than they say
Bolkonsky: I'm crazy and old and angry all the time for no reason
Mary: I'm plain and i read my bible
Balaga: I'm fun and i have no idea why the fuck Pierre thought Napoleon was the devil my username is litterally crackhead666
What about Pierre?
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GR8COMET& War and Peace: Mini Stories/ Incorrect Quotes
RandomI'm probably one of the only ones who still loves gr8t comet (or ya know i didnt know about this beautiful thing until a few months ago) but for people who do love it still, here is random mini stories.
