Dolovkov: FUCK! There aren't any clean dishes.
Pierre: or wine glasses :(
Marya: You idoits just force someone to do the dishes.
Bolkonsky: Mary!
Marya: SOnya!
Marya and Bolkonsky: DO THE DAMN DISHES
Mary: Yes father.
Sonya: *in head: excuse me? I'm already doing them it's plain as day!* Ok
Helene: Fuck this shit I'm getting Mcdonalds!
Anatole: Can I come with???
Helene: *sighs* Of course, dear brother
Natasha: Me too I'd rather die than do the dishes!
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GR8COMET& War and Peace: Mini Stories/ Incorrect Quotes
RandomI'm probably one of the only ones who still loves gr8t comet (or ya know i didnt know about this beautiful thing until a few months ago) but for people who do love it still, here is random mini stories.