Dinner

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Dolovkov: FUCK! There aren't any clean dishes.

Pierre: or wine glasses :(

Marya: You idoits just force someone to do the dishes.

Bolkonsky: Mary!

Marya: SOnya!

Marya and Bolkonsky: DO THE DAMN DISHES

Mary: Yes father.

Sonya: *in head: excuse me? I'm already doing them it's plain as day!* Ok

Helene: Fuck this shit I'm getting Mcdonalds!

Anatole: Can I come with???

Helene: *sighs* Of course, dear brother

Natasha: Me too I'd rather die than do the dishes!

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