Robber 2: Who's house did we break in to?
Robber 1: Some Russian dude.
Robber 2: How do you know?
Robber 1: Just look around!
*there are bottles of vodka and a gun randomly on the floor*
Robber 2: Oh that makes sense.
*sonya walks down the stairs*
Robber 2: frick the owner is here what are we going to do?
Robber 1: chill, look there is one of her and 2 of us, this will be easy.
Sonya: Fedya!
Dolokhov: Yes, love?
Sonya: Some guys just broke in.
*robbers pick up a gun as dolokhov walks downstairs*
Robbers: Don't come any closer, or I'll shoot her! *points gun a sonya*
Dolokhov: *takes a gun out from behind his back and shoots both guys* Ok, well, I'm going to go hide these bodies, but you don't have to worry about these crazy men anymore.
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GR8COMET& War and Peace: Mini Stories/ Incorrect Quotes
RandomI'm probably one of the only ones who still loves gr8t comet (or ya know i didnt know about this beautiful thing until a few months ago) but for people who do love it still, here is random mini stories.
