Pierre: *who is drunk* THE ELVES, THE ELVES ARE COMING! *points to natasha* TO KILL YOUR BROTHER!
Marya: GET YOUR DRUNKEN ASS IN BED!
Pierre: NO! FUCK OFF! THE ELVES ARE COMING TO KILL HER BROTHER AND LEAVE HER RESPONSIBLE FOR THE KINGDOM!
Marya: childrens to your rooms!
*nikolai, natasha, and sonya go to a bedroom and lock the door half laughing half terrfied*
Marya: *screams* GET YOUR DRUNKEN ASS IN BED!
natasha: *is in the room comforting sonya* it's ok sonya...
Sonya: *sobbing so confused*
Drunken Pierre: BUT THE ELVES! DAMMIT! THE ELVES! *breaks a glass in the sink*
Marya: BITCH YOU BETTER STOP!
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GR8COMET& War and Peace: Mini Stories/ Incorrect Quotes
De TodoI'm probably one of the only ones who still loves gr8t comet (or ya know i didnt know about this beautiful thing until a few months ago) but for people who do love it still, here is random mini stories.
