Bandits
Bandits: We have your son!
Helene: I dont have one
Bandits: then who the fuck is this kid that threaten to kill us if we didnt get him mcdonalds
Helene: Ahh, you have my brother
Bandits part 2
Bandit: get in the car kid!
Sonya: Ok, are you driving me home?
Bandit: yeah
Sonya: ok then are you a friend of my parents?
Bandit: yep
Sonya: may I have a snack?
Bandit: No just shut up!
Sonya: ok but my parents always let me have a snack
Bandit: no!
Sonya: fine can we please at least play eye spy?
Bandit: what the fuck! fine
Sonya: I spy something blue
Bandit: the sky?
Sonya: No the cop car right next to us
Bandit: shit
Sonya: Nice try, my cousin's goddmother gave me a phone I texted her and now you are in trouble.
Bandit: How did you know though?
Sonya: You're not a friend of my parents
Bandit: Yeah I am
Sonya: I dont have parents
Bandit: well fuck
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GR8COMET& War and Peace: Mini Stories/ Incorrect Quotes
RandomI'm probably one of the only ones who still loves gr8t comet (or ya know i didnt know about this beautiful thing until a few months ago) but for people who do love it still, here is random mini stories.
