Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

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Nikolai: why did the idiot cross the road?

Marya D: why?

Nikolai: to get to the idiot's house

Nikolai: knock knock?

Marya D: who is there?

Nikolai: the chicken

Marya D: I will not punish on one condition, you tell that to anatole kuragin

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