As Things Parents Say and Do

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Nikolai and Mary:*kiss*

Nikolushka: Ewww!!! aUNT MARY!!!!!!!!


Marya: This room is disgusting! Clean it at once! Now!

Sonya: *the room literally has an unmade bed and a book on the floor* Ok.

Marya: WAS THAT ATTITUDE?!?!?


Pierre: Why don't you read or go outside or something? Get off your phone just for a bit.

One of Pierre and Natasha's children I'm to lazy to look up their names but I'm assuming one of them is named Andrei: But dad, you're always on your phone!

Pierre: *opens mouth to speak and then quickly shuts it* Vaild point.


Anatole:

IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO MAKE THAT CREEPY MAN A PARENT YOU WERE WRONG








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