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Pierre: Marya i told you a millon times, i dont want to go- nevermind there is a bar at this one *runs off to it*

Marya: ok Natasha, Sonya, go to the play thing, i'll order food.

Natasha: Ok!

*in the play area thing*

Natasha: COME ON SONYA YOU'RE ALOMST THERE!

Sonya: why is this so hard to climb??

Natasha: I don't know!

*they make it to the top slide down the slide and keep playing*

*meanwhile at the ordering spot up front*

Balaga: *gives marya everything she ordered*

Marya: I see that you know, *whispers* put the crack down and I will pretend I did not see it.

Balaga: Yes maam

Marya: Natalya, Sofia, here are your happy meals.

Natasha: *comes down starts eating*

Marya: SONYA GET DOWN HERE NOW OR YOU ARE GROUNDED

Sonya: But, ma'am another girl got stuck in here! she is hanging from the net.

Marya: oh, very well, help her down.

Sonya: *helps mary and then goes and eat's her happy meal.

*after a while*

Marya: Pierre time to go.

Pierre;NO! I cant find my shoessssss *whimpers*

Marya: god damn, your shoes are on your feet.

Pierre: but they are invisible! *cries* I cant find them!

Marya: oh fuck, he's drunk. ughhh.

Marya: *drags pierre in the front seat of the car, lets natasha sit down in a car seat that looks it was made for a princess and makes sonya sit in a normal seat* There, lets go home.

*pierre is more dead than alive, asleep in the car.*

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