Korekiyo Shinguji Thoughts <3

My family's opinion on Korekiyo

Howdy hey welcome back to another shit chapter :D

Today i will share the thoughts of my beautiful beautiful family about, You guessed it right, Korekiyo Shinguji.

First up: My lovely mom and brother🤪

Me: Okay mom so this is the person i wanted to show you.

Brother: Damn nice girl😏

Me: Anyway, The question is, Are they a girl or boy?

Mom: Boy. He has a beard. (She doesn't have good eye sight jsjajjd)

Me: Mom that's a mask- but yeah it's a boy. What about his name?"

Mom: Definitely Savaş because he looks like he goes to military (Savaş is a Turkish name. it means Fight)

Brother: Nah nah that's a girl so Fatma

Me: He's a dude stfu

Mom: *slaps brother* That's a man Just give him a name (i love my mom omg)

Brother: Okay then Psycho. He looks like a scientist or something.

Mom: Where do you see a psycho? I think he looks pretty handsome (WIN WIN YAYAYHAHAY)

Me: Okay okay nice nice.

*next pic*

Me: What about this person :D

Brother: Damnnn nice girl😏

Me: So boy or girl?

Brother: Girl. She has b00bies.

Mom: She looks lovely so Girl

Me: It's the same person as the previous one so Boy :D

Brother: Hell no she has b00bs.

Me: He doesn't- (This is the moment where i realized that Korekiyos sister sprite indeed has a bigger chest)

Me: it's a dude.

Mom: Looks creepy

Me: So the thing is, He created a Tulpa of his sister that died when he was younger so he wears lipstick under his mask.

*Mom slowly exists the convo here*

Brother: Does he also wear a bra?

Me: Dude stfu

Brother: THEN EXPLAIN WHY THAT THING HAS B00BS

Me: HOW SHOULD I KNOW LMFAO

Brother: I think he just puts on a bra no other explanation.

*Here i show my brother a video of Kiyos breakdown*

Me: See? He changes so quickly lmao I don't think he's able to but on a bra in a few second PLUS take it off

Brother: why is he shaking

Me: i will explain later

*My brother goes back to how he still thinks Kiyo is a girl and we continue arguing about his mysterious b00bies*

Next person: My little sister :)

Me: *Shows picture* So is this a boy or a girl?

Lil sis: Girl for sure. She has pretty long hair but her eyes look scary

Me: Lol wrong he's a boy :D

Lil sis: Liar it's a girl.

Me: No bruh He's a dude

Lil sis: Is he homo or something..?

Me: I- Anyway what's his name?

Lil sis: Idk how should i know

Me: Just give him a name you donkey

Lil sis: Okay then uhm Simon

Me: Simon..? Okay then uhm what about This person :D *Shows sister sprite*

Lil sis: Are they twins??

Me: Maybe

Lil sis: She looks mad but also very pretty I think her name is Nora

Me: This is the same person as the other one :)

Lil sis: Eeewwww he's ugly

Me: You litterly just called him pretty-

Lil sis: Why does he wear lipstick?

*I explain why and she started to get annoying so i just left*

Neeext: My little niece

*I show her the picture but she just grabs my phone and starts swinging it around. She's a baby btw*

Lol I'm tired and the rest of my fam wasn't near by so yuh. Anyway that's it for tooodaaaaay baaaaaaiii