--Bertha Oneshots--

If you give TOM a cookie...

Based on the book 'If you give a mouse a cookie'.

If you give TOM a cookie, he will inspect and hold the object.
When he is done inspecting, he'll probably end up eating it. (Dunno how but he will)
When he's finished, he will develop a liking of cookies.
Then he will become addicted and want more cookies from the canteen.
When he becomes addicted, he will ask Mrs Tupp nicely for more.
So he'll probably need a bag.
When he brings a sack, Mrs Tupp fills the bag up with cookies.
He'll start eating them.
He might damage all his electronics and circuits with sugar.
He may even end up having a sugar rush!
When he's in a sugar rush he will whizz around the factory.
You'll have to think of a way to catch him.
He'll run around the factory, smashing up the boxes and nearly run over Mr Duncan.
We probably need Bertha to make a net.
So you'll program Bertha to make one, one large enough to catch the little robot.
When TOM looks at the net, he would think that we're playing a game.
Then he'll want to play along, which means we have to be quick.
He'll speed up faster, but we were able to catch him in the end.
Looking at the mess TOM made will make him feel feel tired.
So... he'll ask to be recharged.
And chances are if he asks you to recharge, he might ask for a cookie.
Oh no.

Ha ha...why did I write this?