Haikyuu Head canons

A little Drink ~ Kuroken (HS)

Kenma's P.o.v

   Here I am on my first day off in forever, in my living room getting pounded away mercilessly. How did I get here you ask? Oh you know lev's  a little bitch. Though I can't really say I'm complaining. But that doesn't mean anything. I'm still gonna absolutely beat his ass when I can walk again.

~ Earlier today

I was planning on sleeping in with Kuroo today. Then Lev and Yaku showed up uninvited. If that wasn't bad enough they just walked in unannounced and made themselves comfortable in my bed. Now what if I was naked under the covers? Better yet what if I was in here sucking dick? Honestly, they could've at least called.

I wouldn't have answered of course. But it's at least common decency. I don't have the energy to deal with Lev right now. I stayed up all night playing danganronpa, I'm exhausted. Kuroo isn't even awake right now. I don't know how. "Awwww look at Kenma being a little spoon. It's so cute!!! Right Yaku?" Lev said louder than needed. Yaku nodded in agreement.

Thoroughly annoying me even more. I brought my hand up flipping them off. Returning my arm under the shit and lifting it up to my nose. I honestly planned to ignore them and go back to sleep. Hoping that they'd get the hint and leave.

   At least ten minutes had passed and I was seconds away from sleep, that is until I felt poking at my head. I opened my eyes to see Yaku standing above me. "What in the hell do you want from me?" I said grabbing his finger before he could poke me again. He tilted his head to the side and broke out into a devious smile. Shit...

   "Whatever your thinking, don't even try it." I said pushing his finger back until it was just about to crack. "Aht aht ahhhhh nice try little one." He said easily pulling his finger away from me. "Don't ever call me that again. Besides I'm taller than you." I said rolling my eyes. Before he could respond I turned around in Kuroo's arms hiding my face in his chest.

   If I hope hard enough they'll vanish ...That was a lie, Lev has me over his shoulder and is carrying me to... The bathroom? What the hell? He sat me down on the toilet and then Yaku jumped out of the tub. What the fuck has my life come to at this point. "I'll ask again what the hell do you want?" They looked at each other smiling then looked at me.

   Yaku pulled something out from inside the tub but before I could see it Lev grabbed me and lifted me up. Through all my thrashing they managed to get my clothes off. I felt my cheeks heat up, from being exposed like this. "You two do realize that we're not so close that I'd willingly be naked in front of you." I said attempting to cover myself.

   Lev put me down while Yaku ran out of the room with my clothes. "Just so you know all of us have walked in on you guys doing it at least once. Inouka is convinced you guys are exhibitionists." He said before shoving clothes in my hand and walking out of the room.

   I blushed even deeper before looking down at the clothes in my arms. This ... is a maid outfit.... What the shit? I'm not wearing this. No way in hell, kinky bastards why do they even have one of these. I looked for my towel but all of them were gone. What the fuck... I could just put on the dress until I get back to the room I guess.

   I pulled it on and walked to the door. They could if at least left my underwear, the fuck. I walked out and was met by none other than Lev and Yaku once again. Again Lev hoisted my up. This time it was as if two people were trying to dress a baby... Yaku pulled some underwear on me, then some socks and connected a... Garter???

   What. The. Absolute. Fuck... HOW DID I MANAGE TO GET IN THIS SITUATION!?! I literally just wanted to sleep in, are cuddles so much to ask for. The answer is yes, yes they are. I knew that though so I don't know what I was expecting. He set me back down on the floor still keeping a firm grip on my shoulders.