While I'm on the subject of pissing of other fans! I'm here to shatter your frail delusions of Fionna and Cake existing. If you want me to stay in the rosy light of Adventure Time wisdom that I am in your mind, skip this chapter. If you like to get mad at people (who are right) on the internet, or you're like me and actually don't like or thinks Fionna and Cake are okay, keep reading.
Okay, Why I am not obsessed with Fionna and Cake. Well, first off, its fucking creepy. Sit down and actually think about it. It's the Ice King's fanfiction. About Finn and Jake! That is disturbing. Secondly, I honestly don't like the story. Even the one Marceline wrote. (Why the fuck are you hooking up with Fionna, Marshall? That ain't right!) Thirdly, how the hell does Ice King know so much about Finn and Jake's life. Does he get in that horse suit often? Finally, the Ice King has a crush on Fionna and Cake right? Now, apply that to Ooo... eeeeewwww. (Not that I'm against gay characters, but I am against pedophilia.)
Okay I lied, I'm not done ragging on it. Seriously, Marshall Lee is a pedophile! That is just... yuck! Why the hell did you come up with that Marceline?!? Do you need to work through some issues?!?! And why the hell would Neil Partick Harris agree to voice that little pussy Prince Gumball?! (Okay, stupid question. That was actually pretty cool that they got him to voice someone.) I just... AHHGGG!!!! Why do people like it so much?!?!?!?! Seriously, it confuses me!
Cough. Anyway. Fionna and Cake don't exist because the point of their characters is that they are suposed to be a creepy thing the Ice King does and to entertain the weird people who asked to have gender-swapped characters. So by concept alone, Fionna and Cake couldn't exist. Hell, I think the episode Mystery Dungeon is telling people to stop thinking that they are real.
Sigh. WELL, I suppose I could be a little optimistic. I believe in a thing called the Multiverse Theory. While other theories might be a little different, this is the one I believe in. I believe that the universe is made up of many universes which are created each time we are faced with a choice. So that means there are millions of universes and could possibily mean in Adventure Time and The Adventures of Fionna and Cake could both be real, but in different universes. It's not unlikely, look at Farm World in Finn the Human and Jake the Dog.
This concludes my rage of Fionna and Cake. I apologize if I made you mad and I apologize for my language. Keep reading and if you have a theory, leave it in the comments and I might look into it, and leave your thoughts down there as well. Ciao.
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Adventure Time Theories
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