Dangerous Fellows Randoms

If They Were Dogs

Ethan (St. Bernard)

- Low energy and can frequently be found laying down or sleeping.
- Observant but not in for an action unless necessary.
- Loyal.
- Very patient and loving to their family.
- Can be a bit stubborn.
- Willing to please and play, but only when they feel like it and in their own slow and steady pace.
- Does not bark often, but can be quite deafening when they do.
- Prefers quiet, solitary places where they can relax.
- The very definition of a gentle giant.
- Won't approach for a cuddle, but won't pull away if YOU cuddle them.
- Low-key grandpa feels
- LARGE doggo.

Eugene (Pembroke Welsh Corgi)

- Name literally came from something meaning "dwarf" because they're small.
- Stubby legs like a coffee table but cute when they run and their plump booty wiggles.
- What they lacked in size they make up with their BIG personality.
- Can be temperamental and moody.
- Quick-witted and learns easily.
- Adorable as a button especially when doing the pupper smile.
- Playful and affectionate towards their family.
- Can be a bit high maintenance and requires undivided attention.
- Such talent.
- A royal favorite.
- Did I say they're small? Because they're small.

Harry (Alaskan Malamute)

- Big dog with a bright, affectionate, and friendly disposition.
- Loyal and energetic and loves their owner to the moon and back.
- Lives for their pack and is utterly devoted to their family. Will probably risk their lives to protect their loved ones as well.
- Needs a leader to keep them consistent and in line because they're too kind for their own good.
- Good with kids.
- Sensitive and will legit feel sad when left alone for long periods of time.
- Needs to constantly be doing something (a job) and is not suited for stagnant lifestyles.
- Treats humans and animals as friends and approaches just about anyone with a cute doggo smile and a wagging bushy tail.
- Walking cloud that barks (so expect a lot of fur cleanup)

Lawrence (Shetland Sheepdog/Sheltie)

- Basically a smaller version of a Border Collie.
- Highly intelligent and independent.
- Excellent herding dog that requires little to no supervision when doing their job.
- Graceful as heck.
- Strong and athletic and amazing at dog sports.
- Eager to please and approaches anyone with a friendly disposition.
- Can recognize family friends and are generally not aggressive or loud towards visitors.
- Rewards kindness with loyalty and love.
- Sensitive and must not be left alone for extended hours without companionship (they can legit get sick from sadness).
- Loving and fiercely protective of their loved ones.
- Fabulous well-maintained fur.

Zion (Rottweiler)

- Strong, courageous and inquisitive.
- Confident and takes great pride in what they do.
- Make excellent service or police dogs because of their quick wits, patience, and confidence.
- Fearless guard dogs that won't hesitate to attack anyone who puts their owner or companion in danger.
- Loving towards their companions and family, especially their favorite person.
- Tends to follow said favorite person from room to room so that they are always within eyesight or earshot.
- Can be quite energetic when playing with kids and sometimes forgets their own strength.
- Doesn't bark as much (which is good because they have a roaring bork bork)
- Low maintenance so no need to groom as often.

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I have a golden lab, a lab/great dane mix, and another one that I picked up from the side of the road.

I still don't know what she is but I'm fairly sure she's a dog.