Entry 10

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Dear Journal,

What happened to the days when a guy could hide from the world in peace?

I was on my bed, in my favorite fuzzy boxers (they are ridiculously comfortable while giving the freedom of me being mostly naked, stop judging me), one Ninento Switch hooked up to one flatscreen and another Nintendo Switch hooked up to my other flatscreen, a joycon from each in each hand, Minecraft on one screen and Pokemon Sword on the other, a bowl of chips on my chest, an entire 2liter of soda with a straw in it on my nightstand, and a pizza box as my only non-stuffed animal bed companion.

I know it's typical for us to play Project Diva games or whatever, but I had to buy another copy of Megamix because my old file got corrupted because of a hacker or something...high-key pissed me off ngl, I spent a lot of money on that. Hence why I bought a game card version and not the digital download (except DLCs) this time.

Anyways, I was trying to ignore my meaningless existence and actually enjoy myself for once when Len kicks my door open and starts randomly screaming at me for going near his bf despite telling me not to--and quite frankly, he said not to hit on him, not to not become his best friend (although as of right now my boi Piko holds that honor for me). I told the idiot that--I think, I may have just murmured it because I really didn't give a fuck and wanted to be left alone with my depression.

And then it got bad.

He got a good look at my room and realized that I have a lot of super expensive stuff and asked how I had this much money despite not even being an actual vocaloid (fucking rude) and then accused me of mooching off of Gumi.

Just.

Wow.

I would never take advantage of someone like that--especially Gumi!!

I can't really remember what I threw at him, but I think it was something hard, because eventually Meiko came and yelled at me for giving Len a black eye.

Sheesh. I don't remember things being like this before I left.

I wish I never had to

Well, I honestly don't remember much from before, anyways. I practically integrated myself into an all-new society. I'm honestly still suprised I was invited to move in.

Maybe I shouldn't have

Ugh.

I'm tired.

Of everything.

Maybe I need a walk.

--Gumiya, an Insult to Punching Bags

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