Dear Journal,
The thought of Poly Divorce Court is the funniest shit to me.
Like, imagine:
Are two of them with one lawyer? Are they all separate? Could they only afford one lawyer?
You know somebody's mom is gonna be in there cussing out the S/O, and it's usually the wife's, so do all of their mothers/stand in mothers show up for the Ultimate Southern Mother Scream Off?
Imagine the poor kids during custody battles. Splitting up the custody.
"I want him for Christmas!!"
"Bitch you had him for Christmas last year!!"
"I get him on his birthday!"
"Hoe no you don't!!"
Poor kid would probably be all over TV--damn, imagine the shit he'd get at school over it. Geesh.
Hahaha...
I'm having intrusive thoughts aga
Seriously I need to go find my boi.
--Gumiya
