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Dear Journal,

I'm barely here for a full day and Rinto is already running away screaming every time I walk in a room. Just...wow. Here I thought he was into me. Maybe I'll seduce Mikuo instead. He's pleasant most of the time.

Gumi is nowhere to be found, which is mildly concerning...I'm sure she's here somewhere. I suppose the Queen needs her alone time like the rest of us.

(Yet when the King arrives everyone is "scared" and "annoyed" because he needs some love too. Typical.)

Len is a dick right off the bat. I thought he'd be a little more wholesome. Maybe he's horny. Or maybe he thinks I'm gonna steal his man.

Piko seems to be wholesome. That's good. He must be protected. Wholesome little bean boi. He's so cute. I want to play with his hair. And pinch his cheeks. And give him one of those protective hugs. And squeeze him. Wholesome little boi. Must protecc.

I haven't talked to Kaito yet. Odd...have he and Len actually gotten married yet? I don't think so. I better be invited to the wedding I'll either get a date with someone going or crash it.

Probably crashing it.

...Definitely crashing it.

Meiko is an old bat, apparently. I shouldn't be surprised, I guess.

I haven't really talked to everyone, but I've seen them around...Hmm. Maybe I should flirt more to get their attention.

Oh, whatever. I'm sure everything will be fine.

...Probably.

(not)

--Gumiya

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