Dear Journal,
THE WEDDING!! IT'S TODAY!!
FUCK, WHERE'S MY TUX?! AND THE GIFT?!
AND MY CLEAN UNDERWEAR?!
SHIT, DID THEY ASK ME TO DO ANYTHING--?!
WAS I SUPPOSED TO GO TO A BACHELOR PARTY LAST NIGHT?!
DID I GO ON AN ACID TRIP AT THE BACHELOR PARTY?!
AUGH!!
WAIT.
EVERYONE LIKES BROWNIES!! I'LL BRING THOSE AS A GESTURE OF GOODWILL AND HOPE LEN DOESN'T TRY TO KICK MY ASS FOR LOOKING AT KAITO!!
ALSOI JUST REMEMBERED WHERE I PUT THE GIFT!!
NOW TO FIND MY UNDERWEAR!!
--Gumiya, a fucking disaster
