3.45 p.m
groupchat: simps
terushima: TODAY IS THE DAY YALL
terushima: OUR BABY FUTAKUCHI IS GOING ON A DATE
futakuchi: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
futakuchi: ITS NOT A FUCKING DATE YOU BITCH
oikawa: ITS CLOSE ENOUGH OK
daichi: BRUH USE PROTECTION
kuroo: want my sexy time playlist or nah
daishou: WHY DO YOU HAVE A SEXY TIME PLAYLIST?
kuroo: FOR WHEN IM HORNY?? DUH
bokuto: doesn't everyone have a sexy time playlist
daishou: I DONT???
daichi: even i have one wtf daishou
oikawa: saint😐
daishou: ur acting like i'm a virgin
terushima: well, you ACT like a virgin
futakuchi: you do bruh
futakuchi: have u even had ur first kiss yet or🙄
daishou: I HAD A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND???
oikawa: OK AND??? THAT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING
daishou: aren't u the one pinning over ur bestie at the moment🙄
oikawa: yeah and so is kuroo
kuroo: and why the FAWK ARE U DRAGGING ME INTO THIS??
oikawa: BECAUSE.
futakuchi: yoo ennoshita just texted me he's at my place, probably not gonna be active
terushima: USE PROTECTION KENJI
futakuchi: WE ARENT GONNA BE FUCKING HOLY SHIT
oikawa: well, now the second baby of the group left
oikawa: time to bully terushima for not having a s/o
terushima: oikawa u literally cannot be talking
oikawa: terushima i will PHYSICALLY fight you
terushima: you cant touch me bitch 😐
kuroo: still figuring out how terushima is single
terushima: mf so am i
daichi: nah cause terushima got no problem with hooking up w people so why not get into a relationship
bokuto: commitment issues at its finest😩☝️
daishou: no because that's relatable
kuroo: who needs a bf when u have besties
daichi: YOU LIKE YOUR BEST FRIEND??
kuroo: SAWAMURA DAICHI, I KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU LIVE AND I AM NOT SCARED TO GO OVER AND PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU
daichi: you wouldn't
kuroo: ....
kuroo: do not test me rn i'm not scared to hop on the train and go to ur house
daichi: and what are u gonna do, huh? kiss me?
kuroo: maybe i fucking will
terushima: DAICHI YOU LITTLE WHORE
oikawa: NAHH FR DAICHI HAS A SECRET FUCKBOY SIDE CONFIRMED??
bokuto: DAICHI UR A HOE
daichi: NO THE FUCK IM NOT
daichi: IF ANYONE IS A HOE HERE THAN JTS KUROO
daishou: agree, kuroo is a hoe
kuroo: werent u the one that lead me on at that party
terushima: OH🧍♂️
oikawa: DAISHOU DID W H A T NOW??
bokuto: YALL WERE GRINDING ON EACH OTHET TF U MEAN HE LEAD U ON
daishou: CAN YOU STFU WE WERE NOT
bokuto: I HAVE VIDEO PROOF
daichi: OH SHIT BOKUTO PULLING OUT THE RECEIPTS
oikawa: @ushijima where are u
ushijima: hello
kuroo: mf goes on right when we ping him😭😭
ushijima: i'm at practice
terushima: TELL SHIRABU I SAID HIII
ushijima: okay i will
ushijima: i'll talk to u guys later
bokuto: bye babe😩
ushijima: ....
ushijima: bye bokuto
daishou: BYE LMFAOKXXKNDC
oikawa: man futakuchi and ennoshita really fucking aren't they‼️‼️
daichi: BYE WHAT
terushima: they doing the sloppy toppy ong
kuroo: PLEASEIDKDM
kuroo: @daichi why don't we do sloppy toppy together
daichi: homie dont u have a person u like
kuroo: OK AND?? UR STILL HOT
terushima: AND THEY SAID LOVE WAS DEAD‼️‼️
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bye i really suck at updating this fanfic i'm sorry😭😭
but have ur kuroo x daichi😌😌
~ pudding xx.
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Fanfiction[oikawa added kuroo, terushima, bokuto, daichi, and futakuchi to the chat] oikawa has changed the chat name to simps oikawa: okay losers, shut up a 10 is talking kuroo: ur the only loser here fucker daichi: oh my god n o ©puddin-g
