5:31 pm
groupchat: simps
daishou: y'all i threw up for like the second time today
daishou: guys i think i'm pregnant
futakuchi: YOU THINK UR WHAT
terushima: @kuroo damn did u not pull out
bokuto: erm daishou
bokuto: i don't tbink u can get pregnant....
oikawa: fr this is NAWT omegaverse
kuroo: ????
kuroo: why r u throwing up bro
daishou: BITCH IDK MAYBE U GAVE ME A DISEASE
kuroo: IM LITERALLY CLEAN THE FUCK
ushijima: is it a boy or girl
daishou: hopefully a girl🙄
oikawa: damn y'all gonna become teenage parents???
terushima: too bad the daddy is gonna be absent 😹
daichi: y'all fr fucked again?? 😭😭
bokuto: that's what i'm saying bruh
futakuchi: if kuroo keeps fucking daishou like this, he might actually get pregnant 🙄
kuroo: THE HELL ARE YALL TALKING AB???
kuroo: NO ONE IS PREGNANT BRO
kuroo: I WAS LITERALLY USING PROTECTION TOO
ushijima: ???
kuroo: DONT ??? ME USHIJIMA JUST FUCKING SAY IT😭😭
ushijima: why are you two having sex....
oikawa: good question! let's ask the class shall we??
daishou: was caught in the moment!
terushima: ermmmmm
terushima: you said that last time
daishou: anyways!
daichi: i would suck kuroo's dick too
daichi deleted his message
bokuto: WE SAW THAT.
futakuchi: WHAT THE FAWK WAS THAT
oikawa: SCREENSHOT AND POSTED ON CF
terushima: DO U HAVE SMTH TO SAY, SAWAMURA.
kuroo: OH!
daishou: NAWT MY BABY DADDY
ushijima: YOURE WHAT.
bokuto: DAISHOU U GOT USHIJIMA SPEAKING IN CAPS😭😭
futakuchi: u have absolutely no shame
daichi: fr
oikawa: ur ass has no room to talk rn....
terushima: now that i'm thinking ab it
terushima: daishou would look saur cute pregnant
oikawa: kys after sending that message
futakuchi: cuteness overload🥺
bokuto: HELSPSMDNS
daishou: I WOULD LOOK WHAT WHILE
PREGNANT???
daichi: NO WAY U JUST SAID THAT
kuroo: TERUSHIMA,,,, U HAVE SOMETHING U WANNA TELL US🤨
terushima: BRUH I WASNT BEING SERIOUS
oikawa: omg daishou is an omega confirmed
daishou: HELL NO
ushijima: no one in this groupchat can physically get pregnant why are we still talking about this
bokuto: omg who do u guys would be the first to get a girl pregnant here
futakuchi: oikawa
oikawa: ????
oikawa: IM THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO DOESNT LIKE GIRLS BRO
futakuchi: ok but if u did🙄
daichi: how can u say oikawa when terushima is right there
terushima: nah bruh i'm getting my tubes tied
kuroo: ....
daishou: ?????
terushima: what
bokuto: read that again....
terushima: what??
oikawa: nothing😭😭
daishou: abywyas
daishou: i think it's kuroo
kuroo: keep saying that and i'll actually get you pregnant
futakuchi: THAT IS FUCKING CRAZY TO SAY
oikawa: nah this gotta be a kink atp
bokuto: NOW WHY WOULD U SAY THAT
daishou: BRO WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME??? HELLO
daichi: nah daishou they def want u
ushijima: i personally think it's bokuto
bokuto: ERM....
daishou: isn't bokuto a virgin
futakuchi: WHAT
futakuchi: YOU ARE??
bokuto: yes???
terushima: HUHHHHHH
oikawa: since when were u a virgin
bokuto: WHY R U GUYS ACTING SO SURPRISED
daichi: u don't look like one
bokuto: and u don't look like u like sucking dick daichi yet here we are
bokuto: don't judge a book by its cover🙄
terushima: he's good at sucking dick tho
daichi: NO ONE ASKED U, YUUJI
kuroo: bokutos been a virgin
kuroo: respect tho cause if i were him, i woulda already asked akaashi out by now
daishou: u cannot keep ur dick in ur pants bro
kuroo: it's gonna be in ur mouth if u don't stfu
futakuchi: WHAT DA HELL🔥🔥🔥🔥
terushima: this is the start of a PORN
oikawa: y'all make me wanna be homophobic
daichi: i'm going to sleep bruh goodnight 💀
—
this is the dumbest chapter i've ever wrote for any fanfic
omegaverse fr leaked in im so sorry
anyways don't know what ship is gonna get together still🔥🔥
- pudding xx.
YOU ARE READING
simps | hq chatfic
Fanfiction[oikawa added kuroo, terushima, bokuto, daichi, and futakuchi to the chat] oikawa has changed the chat name to simps oikawa: okay losers, shut up a 10 is talking kuroo: ur the only loser here fucker daichi: oh my god n o ©puddin-g
