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"so, what exactly are we?"

daishou looks up from his comic and crooks his head at kuroo. "i thought we made it clear that we're fuck buddies — unless i'm taking this relationship the wrong way."

kuroo smiles, rubbing daishou thigh. the two teenage boys were laying on daishou's bed, minding their own business.

"come on, i know you like me."

daishou sighs in disbelief, "be serious, kuroo," he says, booping his nose. "we both know that this isn't something we should lose sleep over."

kuroo hand went further up, inching daishou's upper thigh. "you're so hot," he mumbles, leaning in.

daishou smiles and leaned in to kiss kuroo. he wrapped his arms around kuroo's neck and got on top of him; now straddling his lap.

kuroo broke the kiss and was about to go for daishou neck until he heard his and daishou's phone ding multiple times.

both snap their necks to the side of the bed where their phones were.

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groupchat : simps
11.34 pm

futakuchi: GISYHSISNDD OMFGJSJSNSNS

futakuchi: I AM NO LONGER A SINGLE MAN 😭🙏

kuroo: ?????

terushima: U GUYS FINALLY MADE IF OFFICIAL WHATATATATA

bokuto: congrats

daichi: did yall fuck why'd u announce it at almost midnight 😭😭

futakuchi: no personal questions plz !

oikawa: u also wanna know else fucked?

oikawa: kuroo and daishou fs

daishou: I HAVENT EVEN SPOKEN A WORD YET WYM WE FUCKED

oikawa: why else would he send a ???? oh ik he was MAD

kuroo: we were not fucking but ok

kuroo: but anyways futa congrats use protection ❤️❤️

terushima: NOOO I NEED TO FIND A MAN NOW

terushima: DAICHI LETS GO ON A DATE PLZ IM BEGGING ILL TREAT U WELL

daichi: sure

oikawa: WHAT

bokuto: DAICHI HUH???

futakuchi: WHAT THE FUCK NO WYA U AGREED

daichi: WHATS THE BIG DEAL???

kuroo: dats crazy

daishou: don't be jealous 💀

kuroo: im not

daishou: MHM SURE....

oikawa: wait so how the fuck did yall end up together

oikawa: tell me the details RUGHT NOW

futakuchi: he came over, we talked, and kissed and now we're dating

daichi: i'm gonna ask ennoshita tomorrow

futakuchi: NO KM BEGGING PLZ DONT

ushijima: congrats futakuchi

futakuchi: thanks ushiwake ily

terushima: guys why don't we meet up it's almost break ☹️

oikawa: OMG YES LETS GO TO TOKYO PLZLZ

terushima: i was thinking the three come here to sendai but erm okay

futakuchi: WAIT I WANNA GO TO TOKYO TOO WTF

daichi: oikawa and ushijima in a train together? oh hell nah ill rather die

terushima: THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKINGGGG

kuroo: if u guys come to tokyo, u can just stay at daishou's place

kuroo: his house is big parents never home and has a pool

bokuto: have u guys ever had pool sex

kuroo: what

daishou: no wtf why would we

bokuto: just asking

daishou: well stop talking

oikawa: WAIT DAICHI CAN WE PLEADEEE GO TO TOKYOOO

futakuchi: PLEASE PLEASEEEEE

daichi: why the hell are u asking me? 😭😭

terushima: FR IM THE ONE PLANNING????

oikawa: let's go to tokyo i'm begging

bokuto: i'm down

terushima: @ushijima what do u think

ushijima: i'm okay with anything

terushima: i guess ill start booking tickets 😒

futakuchi: TOKYO HERE I COME😖😖

terushima: WHY R U ACTING LIKE YOUVE NEVER BEEN???

oikawa: i get to tower over daishou irl omg🙏

daishou: i'm not letting u in my house

daichi: have to see kuroo and bokuto again 😕

kuroo: gonna give u the biggest smooch the moment i see you

bokuto: gonna slap ur ass🤗

daichi: OH HELL NAH

terushima: i booked da tickets

oikawa: OMG YAYAYAYAYAYAY

futakuchi: THE CITY HERE I COMEEEE

terushima: u two r not fucking real

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oh what will happen with kuroo and daishou's relationship? we may never know!

i'm actually still debating on what to do with their relationship so i guess it's actually still undecided for now

anyways i hope u enjoy this chapter

~ pudding xx.