10.30 pm
groupchat: simps
terushima: futakuchi has a bf now :/
futakuchi: stop spreading rumors about me before i fuck u😐
terushima: mb🙇♂️
kuroo: HUH?????
oikawa: FUTAKUCHI DAMN😭😭
bokuto: futakuchi don't say that :/
daishou: I WAS SLEEPING
kuroo: more like masturbating
daishou: ....
terushima: ANYWAYS YALL
terushima: ME AND FUTAKUCHI R SLEEPING OVER
terushima: [image attached]
kuroo: doesn't he look cute with that christmas sweater on
futakuchi: YUUJI
futakuchi: DELEYE TJAY RN U FUCKIGN WHORE
oikawa: omg r u guys gonna fuck
terushima: hell no
terushima: futakuchi a lil virgin
futakuchi: i literally lost my v card to u
kuroo: HUH.
bokuto: AW HELL NAH IM OUT
oikawa: I HATE BOTH OF YOU
daichi: ... someome give me a cigarette i cannot do this
daishou: I NEED A SHOT I LITERALLY HATE ALL OF U GUYS
terushima: OK ANYWAYS!
terushima: having a christmas party w the bestie😈😈
futakuchi: daichi pls pick me up
daichi: aint u at ur own house😭
oikawa: r u two like watching movies n cuddling?
terushima: more like we're baking christmas cookies and he's throwing fucking flour at me
kuroo: HOW ROMANTIC
futakuchi: would rather kms than date terushima
terushima: WHY </3
futakuchi: cause u toxic
daichi: UR SO RIGHT FUTAKUCHI
ushijima: what are you guys doing for christmas?
daishou: oh hi ushijima
bokuto: me and kuroo r hanging out
bokuto: daishou wanna join us
daishou: idk i'll let u know
oikawa: OMG DAICHI
oikawa: me, u, iwa chan, and suga should hangout🤗
daichi: i'm busy on christmas
oikawa: k i hope u die
daichi: BITCH
kuroo: omggg new year's eve is coming up
kuroo: THAT MEANS ITS DAICHI'S BIRTHDAY!
daichi: i don't even like celebrating my bday
ushijima: why not?
daichi: reminds me i'm getting older bruh😭
kuroo: i'll be ur new years kiss babe <3
daichi: who said we were hanging out
kuroo: :(
kuroo: still i'll send u flowers
bokuto: KUROO TETSUROU FLIRTING 101
daishou: yall gay asf i cannot do this
kuroo: homophobic
daishou: only to ur ugly ass
terushima: me and futakuchi r done baking😌
terushima: [image attached]
oikawa: terushima yuuji
oikawa: why r ur tits out
bokuto: LMFOKXKSND
terushima: WYM MY TITS R OUT HELLO
kuroo: he's not wrong u got some hella man boobs
terushima: have u seen bokuto and ushijima
kuroo: anyways
kuroo: this girl in my math class cute as hell imma ask for her number 🙏🙏
daishou: i hope she rejects u
oikawa: she prob got a bf
kuroo: ur both so annoying
futakuchi: omg guys i forgot to tell u
daishou: UR DATING ENNOSHITA
daichi: TERUSHIMA BURNED HIMSELF A STOVE PLS PLS PLS🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
oikawa: U GOT SOME SEVEN INCH DICK🤩
bokuto: U SPENT 500 BUCKS ON GENSHIN
terushima: omg me
kuroo: U GOT AN E GIRL GF OR SMTH
futakuchi: none of the above besides bokuto
oikawa: l moment on u
futakuchi: stfu oikawa u like sucking dick
oikawa: WHAT THE FUCK
kuroo: OUTTA POCKET FR FR
daishou: WHY U GOTTA VIOLATE HIM LIKE THAT???
futakuchi: anyways🤗
futakuchi: me and ennoshita hanging out on new years 😈😈😈😈
bokuto: y'all going to kiss?
terushima: they gonna make out and then fuck
futakuchi: yuuji i will kick u out of my house
terushima: EMPTY THREATS KENJI
daishou: y'all must be living i swear
kuroo: yall like blackpink?
terushima: OMG YES WHOS UR BIAS
kuroo: lisa
terushima: fuck me damn
oikawa: i like bts
daishou: JUNGKOOK😩😩😩🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
futakuchi: omg did y'all know terushima has a single nipple piercing
daichi: yeah
kuroo: HUHSUSUSNSNXNS????????
oikawa: EXCUSE MEEEEEEEEEE?
daishou: WHAT.
bokuto: CLXLXL HM?
ushijima: i expect something like that from him
terushima: and i think we should now all go to sleep! 😁
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i was listening to bts and blackpink when writing this LOL
damn i really do be updating this fanfic every two months
abyways
hope y'all like the captains on crack
- pudding xx.
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Fanfiction[oikawa added kuroo, terushima, bokuto, daichi, and futakuchi to the chat] oikawa has changed the chat name to simps oikawa: okay losers, shut up a 10 is talking kuroo: ur the only loser here fucker daichi: oh my god n o ©puddin-g
