simps | hq chatfic

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12:00 a.m

oikawa added kuroo, terushima, bokuto, daichi, and futakuchi to the chat

oikawa has changed the chat name to simps

oikawa: okay losers, shut up a 10 is talking

kuroo: ur the only loser here fucker

daichi: oh my god n o

bokuto: shitt a groupchat

terushima: FUTAKUCHI MY BABYYY

futakuchi: TERUSHIMA HII

oikawa: I SAID SHUT UP

kuroo: NO

oikawa: BRUH I—

daichi: wait oikawa

daichi: why didn't you add ushijima?

oikawa: because he's annoying

daichi added ushijima to the chat

oikawa: DAICHI WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT—

oikawa: DO YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING

daichi: no? he's a captain so why not add him

ushijima: hello oikawa

oikawa: FUCK OFF DONT TALK TO ME

terushima: damn😭😭

bokuto: wAIT

bokuto: WE'RE MISSING SOMEONE

bokuto added daishou to the chat

kuroo: i—

kuroo: WHY WOULD YOU ADD HIM—

daishou: what the fuck is this?

daishou: a groupchat?

daichi: okok why don't we introduce ourselves

daichi: i'm daichi from karasuno

oikawa: karatsuno

daichi: oikawa, you guys lost to us

oikawa: WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP DJSNDKMS

futakuchi: guess there's no choice

futakuchi: i'm futakuchi from date tech, a second year

terushima: terushima yuuji, johzenji and also a second year

oikawa: oooo i think i remember playing against futakuchi

oikawa: bUt anyways

oikawa: i'm oikawa tooru ! from aoba johsai of course

daishou: lmfao sounds like aboba

oikawa: please shut ur mouth

daishou: look babe, don't try to act tough when you're not :)

terushima: shit😳

daishou: you have a cute face sweetheart

daishou: dont make me mess it up :)

oikawa: you talk pretty big game for someone who can't even get to nationals :)

daishou: look who's talking hun :)

kuroo: *calls yaku* mom pick me up i'm scared—

daichi: now now guys

terushima: you're both pretty