simps | hq chatfic

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9:50 p.m
groupchat: simps

oikawa: HELLO DAY 19384829 OF ME BEING DONE WITH MY TEAM THEY ARE ALL DUMB AS SHIT

daichi: DAMN WHY U SO MAD😭😭

kuroo: shit i relate to oikawa

kuroo: lev just accidentally knocked down my drink and i think my eye twitched

bokuto: NOOO LEAVE LEV ALONE HES JUST A BABY😭😭

terushima: A BABY????

terushima: lev is tall enough to crush a baby tf u mean

futakuchi: lev scares me

futakuchi: like how the fuck is someone so tall

daishou: lev tried fighting me one time bruh that shit was terrifying

kuroo: WHEN???

daishou: AT THE PARTY...

bokuto: why was he even there it was seniors only-

daishou: GIRL U THINK I KNOW I WAS DRUNK AND HIGH😭😭

kuroo: wtf u smoked weed that day?

daishou: no i don't like smoking weed i ate edibles

daichi: omg futakuchi did u ask ennoshita out yet

futakuchi: mind yo own business grandpa‼️

daichi: MF GRANDPA????

terushima: would u want him to call u daddy instead

daichi: terushima i'm actually so fucking done w u

terushima: daichi secret daddy kink🤔🤔

daichi: ....

kuroo: u learn smth new everyday😁😁😁😁

daichi: time to expose the pictures of terushima i have on my phone😻😻

terushima: WAITISNSKS

terushima: AW HELL NO

oikawa: DO YOU HAVE HIS NUDES???

daichi: yea

bokuto: INTERESTING.

daishou: yk i'm not surprised terushima looks like the type to take nudes

terushima: I DIDNT TAKE THEM

terushima: AND THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN

bokuto: WAIT IF U DIDNT TAKE THEM BUT...

futakuchi: did y'all have a nakey photoshoot

daichi: no more personal questions

kuroo: y'all kinky ong

daichi: @daishou it's ur time to expose kuroo when y'all hooked up babe

daishou: girl i don't got anything against him besides that he's into a lot of foreplay

kuroo: HELLO?????

bokuto: i'm never going to heaven at this point knowing the four of u fuckers

daishou: OH HES INTO DEGRADATION

oikawa: WHAT.

kuroo: anyways