simps | hq chatfic

06

12.00 a.m
groupchat: simps

daichi: omg wait

terushima: yes daddy?

kuroo: BITCH WHY IS THAT THE FIRST THING YOU SAY?

daichi: terushima if u don't stfu😭

terushima: alright that's not what you told me when we hooked up😐

daishou: BYEHDJDNJDM

oikawa: DADDY DAICHI OMG

bokuto: TERUSHIMA GOT DAICHI BACK OMG

futakuchi: YUHHH THATS MY BEST FRIEND😫😫

daichi: A N Y W A Y S

daichi: futakuchi

oikawa: oop futakuchi is in troubleee

futakuchi: BRUH WHAT DID I DO PLS DAICHI IM NOT HOOKING UP WITH ENNOSHITA

daichi: I WASNT EVEN GONNA ASK THAT OMG

daichi: but when did u start liking ennoshita

terushima: OH GOD YALL ARE SO LUCKY THAT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT OMFG

terushima: ENNOSHITA BE LIVING IN FUTAKUCHI'S HEAD R E N T  F R E E

futakuchi: as he should😫

futakuchi: uh anyways when i saw him for the first time i thought he was fucking cute

futakuchi: and then we ran to each other at the mall once

terushima: then like,,, a week ago i made a gc with akaashi, kenma, shirabu, yahaba, futakuchi, and ennoshita

terushima: so now they closer because of me

kuroo: and they said true love was dead😫

terushima: RIGHT

oikawa: terushima the love whisperer🙇‍♂️

daichi: ok i really thought it was gonna be way more dramatic than that

futakuchi: want me to propose to him?

daichi: no❤️

futakuchi: then don't say nun

bokuto: having a crush is fun

oikawa: NO ITS N O T

terushima: FR WHATS SO FUN ABOUT IT

daishou: i haven't had a crush in a while so i forgot the feeling😫

terushima: but i thought u like me

daishou: ....

kuroo: GET A R O O M

daishou: terushima

terushima: yes babe?

daishou: hop on my dick

terushima: SAY LESSS😫😫😫😫

oikawa: BYE YALL ARE DISGUSTING

bokuto: NAHHH IM OUT

ushijima: what's ur guys sexuality?

futakuchi: that was so random😭

futakuchi: i'm bi tho

terushima: same

kuroo: pan🍳🥘

oikawa: i'm gay🤸