simps | hq chatfic

03

2:34 a.m

group chat: simps

kuroo: y'all ever just get a random boner in class and then you gotta hide it

daichi: i—

terushima: yes and it's so uncomfortable omg

daishou: it's fucking two thirty are you high😭

kuroo: no it's called midnight thoughts

oikawa: YALL ANNOYING ONG

bokuto: y'all never sleep lol

futakuchi: pls sleep is for the fucking weak

oikawa: anyways

oikawa: i want a boyfriend

daichi: just ask iwaizumi out

kuroo: ^

oikawa: n O

oikawa: THAT IS OUT OF THE FUCKING QUESTION

daishou: why? u too pussy or sum

oikawa: ugh no not that

oikawa: pls why would i ask someone out if i dont like them

terushima: but yahaba said he saw you guys making out once,,,,

bokuto: oh s h i t

oikawa: ......

oikawa: tHAT LITTLE BITCH SAID WHAT?? BRUH BRB

futakuchi: NO IFMSKS HES GONNA BEAT UP YAHABA

kuroo: YOOO OIKAWA U MAKIN OUT WITH YOUR BESTIE???

kuroo: because same❤️

daichi: YOU AND BOKUTO ARE DATING??

bokuto: i—

bokuto: N O ???

daishou: DAICHI UR SUCH AN OLD MAN OMG I CANT DJSNXJSNNSWM

daishou: IM SOBBING

daishou: HE MEANS KENMA

daichi: oh

oikawa: ok i'm back😌

terushima: PLS DID YOU GO BEAT UP YAHABA OR SUMTH—

oikawa: BRUH NO I JUST WENT TO GO YELL AT HIM FOR SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME

kuroo: do u and the hot ace aren't dating?

kuroo: disappointed.

bokuto: bruh fr

terushima: can i have him if you don't want him

oikawa: this is literally bullying

daishou: oh pls you literally made this groupchat

oikawa: yeah and you weren't even invited so shut up snake❤️

daishou: i

kuroo: yeah daishit shut up

daishou: kuroo.

daishou: i know where the fuck you live.

kuroo: and? u too pussy to come to my house

daishou: alr bet

daichi: you guys act like literal children

terushima: party at kuroo's place🥳

ushijima: why are you guys still up

futakuchi: WAKA-CHANNNN

ushijima: hello futakuchi

bokuto: oh please ushiwaka, you should know we don't sleep

daishou: KUROO OPEN THE FUCK UP

kuroo: BITCH YOU ACTUALLY CAME?

kuroo: BRUH I WAS MAKING FOOD WTF

daishou: open ur door rn🔫

oikawa: KDMSKS DAISHOU WHY ARE YOU AT HIS HOUSE

oikawa: ITS ALMOST THREE AM

terushima: KUROO WHY U MAKING FOOD RN FJSNSNS

bokuto: I WOULD GO TO UR HOUSE TOO BUT ITS SO FAR😭💔

oikawa: daichi ik where u live

daichi: dont even.

kuroo: [image attached]

terushima: PLS DAISHOU ACTUALLY WENT DJSMDMMSSN

oikawa: IM GONNA CRY DAICHI WHY ARE YOI SO MEAN TO ME

daichi: i'm not mean to you

futakuchi: PLEASE DAICHI IS ONLY NICE TO USHI😭

bokuto: ushijima really judge us for saying up so late and then dipped

daishou: y'all kuroo is yelling at me

oikawa: UR AT HIS HOSUE NO SHIT—

daishou: at least i can soell

terushima: soell

kuroo: s o e l l

bokuto: BITCH SOELL

futakuchi: TF IS A SOELL

daichi: you can't spell.

oikawa: bitch i'm embarrassed for you rn

daishou: bye i hate it here

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THIS IS A LITTLE SHORT IM SORRY FJSNSNSN

~ pudding xx.