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Get pranked, pig (technoblade)

Requested by ItsScarlet_Remy i hope you enjoy!!

You checked the Instagram poll anxiously, thanking the lord that Techno was never active on there. Currently, the poll said that your next video should be pranking Techno, which made you a little scared.

Your boyfriend was literally Technoblade. The Technoblade.

Who knew how he'd react to any kind of pranks?

Sighing, you stood up, formulating plans in your head, knowing that setting everything up was going to be a pain.

Frowning at the blinking light from the camera, you rolled your eyes, attempting to cover it up a bit with a blanket. Why couldn't cameras just be invisible? That would make your life a lot easier.

The front door opened, Techno calling out that he was home. You jumped out of your skin, before whispering to the camera. "Ok, so he's back...prank number one!" Walking away from the camera and to the door of your bedroom, you smiled at him, gesturing for him to come quick. He tilted his head in confusion, holding up a bag of sweets that you'd usually sprint to eat, but instead, you gestured even more.

You didn't have enough cameras to film in multiple places at once, so he had to come where the bedroom was.

He took his time walking over, dropping the bags casually onto the table, before finally reaching where you were, opening his mouth to ask a question. Interrupting, you dragged him into the room, eyes flicking to the camera just to check.

"What."

You giggled, pushing him onto the bed and lying down next to him, your arms wrapping around his body. He chuckled, hand moving up to ruffle your hair affectionately. "Missed me that much, huh?"

You nodded eagerly, clinging even harder to him. This would 100% farm "awws".

He smiled, wrapping an arm around your body and reaching for his phone. As he scrolled through, he moved as if he were leaving, and you smirked before squeezing tighter so he couldn't move. Frowning, he looked down at you, confused. "I've got a job to do, you know?"

"Yep!" you answered cheerily, still not moving.

"And...I can't do it here."

"Yep!"

"So let go."

"Nope!"

"Ok....?" He struggled for a little longer before realising you just weren't going to let go and gave you a kiss. "Fine, fine."

"Success," you whispered to yourself, missing Techno's small smile down at you.

The second prank was a little more...dangerous. You set up your camera again, straining on your tiptoes to reach the shelf, and placing a scarf nearby to try and hide it. Sitting down at the table, your eyes flicked to and from the camera, the minutes seeming to take hours.

Finally, Techno opened the door of his streaming room, seeing you waiting at the table. "Yo."

You prayed for your acting skills to come out and pouted, turning away from him and scrolling mindlessly on your phone. Heart pounding, you felt your fingers start to slide across the phone rather than actually scrolling, so nervous that your hands were literally almost dripping with sweat. With no reaction from Techno, you looked up, catching him staring at you, one eyebrow raised. Blushing, you pouted again.

"What happened to you?" he asked, stepping forward and leaning on the table, flicking you on the forehead. "Moody?"

Holding back the urge to smile, you stuck out your tongue at him in response before looking down at your phone again. Silence followed, and you had to resist the need to see how he was reacting to you. Or lack thereof.

"Idiot."

You heard him move away, towards the kitchen, and you glanced at the camera, giving a quick thumbs up and a smile. He came back, holding a plate with a pig cookie on it, placing it in front of you with a small smile. "I bought these yesterday, but you ignored them." Sitting down, he pulled your head so it rested on his shoulder. "I don't know what I did, but here."

Steam practically flew out of your ears from how red you were in the face, so you took the cookie to avoid seeing his smug face. "Thanks."

Techno was doing a LOT better than you thought he would, but if any prank was going to get him riled up, this would be the one. The third and final prank, which involved someone other than you.

"Hi Dream!" you said after clicking record. "So, this is the final prank on Techno, and I've brought reinforcements! And he is-"

"Me," Dream cut in, laughing at your indignant expression.

Rolling your eyes, you opened your mouth to say something back, but the door opened, Techno popping his head around the corner. "Why are you being so loud?"

You gulped, nervously smiling. "Well...Dream's teaching me how to pvp today."

Techno frowned, stepping into the room and glancing at your computer, seeing that minecraft was open. "You said no when I asked to teach you."

"Yeah, but...Dream offered and I thought it would be a good idea!" you answered cheerily, Dream laughing like a kettle in response. "Oops, I left my headset unplugged," you said innocently, despite the fact you did that on purpose so Techno could hear Dream. Moving to try and "find" your headset, you weren't surprised when a hand dropped onto your shoulder, keeping you in place. Techno shook his head.

"You don't have to."

"But I can't be taught how to pvp properly-"

He cut you off by forcing you to leave the discord call, his eye twitching a little. "If you want to learn, learn from me not Dream." Blinking, your hands covered your face, trying to hide your blush. He pulled your hands away, smiling at you. "Is that enough content for your channel now?"

"Huh?"

"Yeah, three pranks should be enough right?"

"You-YOU KNEW?"

He laughed, patting you on the head almost patronisingly. "Of course I did-like I wouldn't have a secret Instagram account." Pointing at your camera, he shook his head. "And your hiding places for the cameras were really obvious."

Biting back a snarky remark (how dare he say your hiding places were bad, it wasn't like it was easy to hide a camera), you instead glanced at his phone. "Secret Instagram account?" He hated Instagram with a passion. Unlocking his phone, he showed you said Instagram account, the profile picture a pig obviously, but the username stood out to you.

Xx-Y/Nisthebest-xX

Your hand flew to your mouth, attempting to hold back your laughter, but failing. "You have a stan account for me?" Tears started to form in the corners of your eyes, and you wiped them away, your stomach starting to hurt from your laughter. Techno watched you, unimpressed, sighing.

"So what if I do?"

(A/N-this request really highlighted my inability to write about pranks lmao I hope you still enjoyed :))