Ask or Dare Reverse Falls

Dare 43

Gideon: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelcome back! How is everyone doing this fine day? I sure hope everyone is doing well!

Mabel: Wow. That was far more enthusiastic for how I'm feeling today.

Gideon: Aw. C'mon Mabes!

Mabel: *narrows eyes* do you want to die?

Paz: Calm down Mabel!

Dipper: Make good choices!

Gideon: *gulps* O-okay, well, we have another dare!

Dipper: I figured as much. Despite the fact that this is an Ask/Dare show, most people simply dare us to do ridiculous things.

Mabel: I think you're forgetting that most people dared you and Paz to do stuff together and then you two ultimately ended up together. You owe your relationship to the fans. Be grateful.

Dipper: . . . .

Paz: Anyways, what's the dare?

Gideon: It's from @HLsoanta and they said "I dare Dipper to act dead for three hours and film how Pacifica reacts" wow.

Mabel: Now this is some Romeo/Juliet shit I can really get into

Paz: But wouldn't I know that Dipper isn't really dead? For starters, I heard the dare, and no matter how spectacular an actor Dipper is, no one can be dead and not breathing for three hours straight!

Dipper: Do not test my abilities.

Paz: I'm not doubting you, sweetie.

Dipper: No. Only I call you variations of 'sweetheart'.

Paz: I'm trying to come up with a nice little pet name for you, okay? You get to call me 'sweetheart', 'Pazzie', and 'love', so why can't I call you something?

Dipper: Fair point.

Gideon: Guys! Focus! The dare!

Mabel: *reads slip of paper* Seems like they already came up with a solution for Paz's memory.

Paz: Are you gonna erase my memory again?

Mabel: I'll give it back! I did last time

Dipper: Yes, after hours of agonizing treatment that involved a certain cretin whom I have a severe distaste for.

Gideon: Yes, we all know how much you hate Cody

Paz: Anyways, so, you're gonna erase my memory of this?

Mabel: You know it. C'mon, let's go to another room so I can erase your memory. Gideon, you well. Um, I'll come back and help Dipper get set up, okay?

Gideon: What? You think I can't do it?

Mabel: Precisely. *drags Paz away*

Dipper: So, I actually have to pretend to be dead?

Gideon: Yuppers, that's how it looks.

Dipper: Why do I even put up with this?

Gideon: For the fame and the fans?

Dipper: *sighs* That's true.

Gideon: Don't worry! I'm sure the next dare will be lighter! You might even enjoy the next one! *laughs*

Dipper: *raises brow* You talk as if you know what the next one is? How is this possible?

Gideon: *sweats and looks around nervously* N-no reason!

Mabel: *saunters back* Gideon, I need you to keep Paz occupied until I'm ready for you two

Gideon: *looks back at Dipper* What? Are you actually gonna kill him or something? *laughs*

Mabel: *grins* Something like that.

Gideon: . . . .

Dipper: . . . . .

Mabel: GO!

Gideon: *shrieks and runs off*

Mabel: *cracks knuckles* You ready, Dipshit?

Dipper: What the hell are you going to do?

Mabel: You remember that one episode of AHS season two where that crazy doctor wants to see if the aliens will come to save Kit Walker?

Dipper: . . . .I do not like where this is going

Ten Minutes Later

Gideon: Hey, Paz. Mabel wants to see us. She says something bad just happened!

Paz: What's going on? What do you mean?

Gideon: I'm not sure! All I know is that she called me all frantically! I think something happened to Dipper!

Paz: What?!

Gideon: HURRY! *drags Paz into the room* Holy s***

Paz: OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, MABEL?!

Mabel: *feigning tears and doing a spectacular job at that* I'm not sure! He just collapsed all of a sudden!

Paz: *rushes over to Dipper and starts shaking him* Dipper? Dipper?! DIPPER?!

Gideon: *looks warily at Mabel*

Mabel: *sneakily holding camera* I called an ambulance but I, Paz, he isn't breathing. . .

Paz: *tears falling down her face* No! Come on, Dipper, please, please don't die on me. *wraps arms around him* please. Please.

Gideon: *leans over and whispers to Mabel* hey, I think this is enough, right?

Mabel: *nods* I respectfully agree. *snaps her fingers*

Dipper: *wakes up* P-Paz?

Paz: Dipper. . ?

Dipper: *smiles up at her* Hey, sweetheart

Paz: *punches him in the stomach* HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?! YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH YOU STUPID EGOTISTICAL AS****!

Dipper: *opens mouth to protest*

Paz: *kisses him quickly* Never do that to me again.

Mabel: *snaps fingers again*

Paz: *blinks a few times before looking back to Dipper* Dipper? Why are you on the floor?

Gideon: Okay folks, I think we're gonna give these two a little bit to process everything that just happened here. I want to inform everyone that no Dipper's were harmed in the making of this video

Mabel: Paz punched him

Paz: AND YOU MADE HIM DEAD!

Dipper: A Dipper was harmed in the making of this video.

Gideon: Thanks for reassuring them! Anyways, ask and dare us more!