Ask or Dare any of the characters from Reverse Falls!
Enjoy making them do funny things!
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Gideon: Alright, we have another dare from @Mabel--Pines
Dipper: *bored* Great
Mabel: I have a feeling I know where this is going
Paz: What do you mean?
Gideon: Well, believe it or not, it does include Dipper and Pacifica! ^-^
Dipper: *looks suddenly interested*
Gideon: She dares Dipper to perform one of her most favorite songs. . .
Mabel: Ooh!
Dipper: This better not ruin my reputation
Gideon: Relax! It's only Freeze Your Brain
Dipper: Oh this should be a piece of cake
Gideon: I want cake
Paz: Let's just get on with this
Mabel: *grabs camera*
Gideon: *grabs speaker*
Mabel: *snaps her fingers to change Dipper and Pacifica's outfit*
Dipper: Whoa, I look like JD
Paz: I look like Veronica. . .
Mabel: Dipper you look good with a trench coat
Dipper: Of course I do
Paz: Let's get this going
Gideon: *plays music*
Dipper: *takes a deep breath* I've been through ten high schools, they start to get blurry. No point in planting your roots, 'cause you're gone in a hurry. *looks away from Paz*
Paz: *thinks* Great, now Dipper is going to wow us all with his acting skills
Dipper: My dad keeps two suitcases packed in the den, so it's only a matter of when. I don't learn the names, don't bother with faces. *turns around* All I can trust is this concrete oasis. Seems every time I'm about to despair, there's a 7-11 right there. *smiles slightly* Each store is the same, from Las Vegas to Boston, linoleum aisles that I love to get lost in. I pray at my altar of slush; yeah I live for that sweet frozen rush. . .
Paz: . . . .
Dipper: *drinks from a random slushy that just appeared then grimaces* Freeze your brain. Suck on that straw, get lost in the pain. Happiness comes when everything numbs. Who needs cocaine? Freeze your brain. Freeze your brain. . . *looks at Paz and holds out slurpee toward her* Care for a hit?
Paz: Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?
Dipper: *shakes head* Not anymore. When mom was alive, we lived halfway normal, but now it's just me and my dad, we're less formal. I learned to cook pasta, I learned to pay rent; learned the world doesn't owe you a cent! *points at Paz* You're planning your future, Veronica Sawyer, you'll go to some college, and marry a lawyer. *looks away again* But the sky's gonna hurt when it falls. So you better start building some walls!
Paz: *thinks* maybe he'll do drama after summer's over. . .he'd be really good
Dipper: Freeze your brain. Swim in the ice, get lost in the pain. Shut your eyes tight, till you vanish from sight, let nothing remain - Freeze your brain, shatter your skull, fight pain with more pain. Forget who you are, unburden your load, forget in six weeks you'll be back on the road. *points at her* When the voice in your head says you're better off dead, don't open a vein - *gets quiet and looks at slushy* -just freeze your brain, freeze your brain. Go on and freeze your brain. . . *holds slushy out to Paz again* Try it.
Gideon: *stops music*
Mabel: *stops recording*
Paz: We did it
Mabel: That's a wrap
Dipper: Why'd you say that?
Mabel: I've always wanted to be a director
Gideon: Now I found something amazing guys
Paz: What?
Gideon: I found a picture of Dipper as JD and Paz as Veronica on the internet!
Dipper: Hmm?
Mabel: Let me see!
Paz: Oh god!
Gideon: I'll show every one!
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Mabel: It will be Canon! Right, Author-chan?
Author-chan: Whelp, I may as well let out the big secret. . . . or just keep you in suspense for the rest of your life! *evil laughter and backs away into the shadows*
Gideon: I can still see you! Tell us!
Mabel: Yeah, Gideon and I need to know!
Dipper: . . . .
Paz: . . . .
Dipper: So, *turns to Paz* you want to go get a slushy?
Paz: in these outfits?
Dipper: Why not?
Paz: Fine
Dipper: Our love is God, *chuckles* now let's go get a slushy
Paz: Did you just quote JD?
Dipper: I may or may not of
Paz: *laughs* Okay but if you say "did you say Cherry or Coke slushy" I'm walking out
Dipper: Hopefully you'll say 'cherry' beforehand *walks out of Mystery Shack with Paz*
Mabel: Gideon. . .this their first official date without being forced to go out by the readers!
