Ask or Dare Reverse Falls

Dare 35

Mabel: @unknown4664 dares Dipper and Paz to go on a date!

Gideon: Whoa Whoa What?!

Paz: What

Dipper: . . . .

Mabel: Just go already *teleports them*

Paz: Great, just great!

Dipper: Relax, Paz, *sighs* just pretend that we're having a good time and it won't necessarily have to be a date

Paz: Fine, but you better not try anything, Gleeful

Dipper: Why would I try on someone I don't have a chance with? *walls ahead*

Paz: . . .what was that about? *follows him*

At the park

Dipper: So, I already know a ton about you so what is there to talk about?

Paz: I'm not entirely sure, I pretty much know everything about you

Dipper: *chuckles* sounds like I've got a fan

Paz: Shut up, Gleeful

Dipper: Soery for making a joke, Pazzie

Paz: don't call me that either!

Dipper: I can and I will

Paz: oh shut it

Dipper: *rolls his eyes and stays quiet*

Paz: . . . .

Dipper: This is a really bad date

Paz: how so?

Dipper: We're not doing anything traditional couples do on dates

Paz: Like what?

Dipper: Kissing

Paz: we can't kiss, Dipper

Dipper: Why the hell not?

Paz: Because we're not together

Dipper: we could be

Paz: But we won't

Dipper: *groans* when will you give this act up?!

Paz: What act?!

Dipper: your act of 'I don't care about him but I secretly do and I'll just toy with his heart just for fun'

Paz: I don't toy with your heart!

Dipper: Then why do I feel this way?!

Paz: I dunno!

Dipper: You're so infuriating!

Paz: I'm infuriating?!

Dipper: Yes!

Paz: oh you're lucky I'm not a guy or you would be talking through a mouthful of teeth!

Dipper: oh yeah? Don't let that stop you! Give me your best shot

Paz: . . . .*kisses him*

Dipper: *kisses her back*

Back at the Shack

Mabel: So? How was the date?

Paz: . . . .

Gideon: ???

Dipper: . . . .

Mabel: Okay then, dare us more