Ask or Dare Reverse Falls

Dare 36

Gideon: Hey Guys! We got a dare! And Author-chan is feeling more above the weather!

Mabel: Yeah! It’s been awhile, devoted fans, how are you?

Dipper: If I’m being completely honest. . .

Everyone: *looks at him*

Dipper: Nothing. I didn’t say anything

Gideon: He was gonna day that he missed this book!

Dipper: You are incredibly mistaken

Paz: Can we get back to the dare? I have somewhere I need to be

Mabel: Yeah Yeah, don’t worry, we’re going. The dare is from @Lizzey13_ and she dares Dipper, to kiss—

Paz: oh come one

Mabel: —Candy

Everyone: *silence*

Gideon: Does this person ship RevCandip?

Mabel: Does anyone ship RevCandip?

Gideon: Maybe Dipper does! Maybe he likes Candy

Dipper: No, if anything it’s the other way around!

Paz: Mabel, can you get Candy here?

Mabel: Sure. . .although this’ll be intense *calls Candy and tells her to come over* I hope this goes well

Dipper: Can I leave?

Gideon: NO! You’re the main part of the dare!

Dipper: I don’t want to be. But I guess everybody loves me

Paz: *scoffs* I’m your dreams, Gleeful

Dipper: Back to last name basis, are we?

Mabel: *mutters and rolls her eyes* here we go again

Paz: Uh-huh

Gideon: Paz is jealous because Dipper has so many names

Paz: I don’t believe how many names you have! I’ve really only got three and you have seventeen!

Dipper: Would it make you feel better if I gave you one of mine?

Paz: *looks confused* how would you do that?

Dipper: *pulls Paz closer to him* Well, Pacifica Gleeful, I think I’ll have to marry you

Paz: . . . .

Gideon and Mabel: *freaking out with all the other fangirls out there*

Dipper: So what do you say?

Paz: . . . .

Doorbell rings!

Mabel: We’ll have to get back to my future sister-in-law on that, because Candy’s here! *walks to the door*