Ask or Dare Reverse Falls

Dare 39

Mabel: Guys! We have another dare!

Gideon: yay!! We've been off for awhile!

Dipper: you don't hear me complaining about it, do you?

Everyone but Dipper: SHUT UP DIPPER!!

Dipper: geez

Paz: well what's the dare?

Mabel: *looks at paper* oh wow, it's intense

Gideon: what do you mean, 'intense'?

Mabel: It's a dare from @FlaminMist and she says "I dare Mabel's friend Candy to say what she hates about Pacifica and what she loves about Dipper. I also dare Mabel to cast a spell on Dipper to make him tell the truth about how he really feels about Pacifica. Enjoy"

Paz and Dipper: *look nervous*

Mabel: Alright, I'll call Candy, she'll be here in like, five minutes *walks away to call Candy*

Gideon: Well, this is sure gonna be interesting, don't ya think?

Dipper: I don't see why you think it'll be interesting, why do you think it's interesting? There's nothing interesting with any of this

Paz: *puts hand on Dipper's shoulder* Hey, calm down, Dipper

Dipper: *looks at her and smiles slightly*

Gideon: *looks at the both of them* Uh, do you guys have—

Mabel: Candy's here

Candy: *walks into the room* Let's get this over with— hey Dipper *smiles at him*

Paz: *frowns* Let's get this over with, right?

Mabel: Mhm, alright Candy, you have to say what you hate about Pacifica

Candy: Really? *grins widely*

Mabel: Mhm

Candy: well first of all, your clothes are tacky, I mean you dress like you're a hippie and it's horrendous. You think you're smarter than everyone else which makes you a narcissist and there's no doubt in my mind that you think you're prettier than me and every other girl in Reverse Falls— or maybe the world. You actually think everyone likes you when the lot of us can't stand the sight of you. I can't believe you think Dipper cares about you, I mean why would he have you when he could have me? At least I'm upfront with my feelings for him instead of hiding them away to keep the guy guessing. Why would he want someone who plays 'hard to get' for so long and so hard when he could have someone who's actually attainable

Paz: *holding back tears*

Candy: *smirks*

Mabel and Gideon: *silence*

Candy: Now to say what I love about—

Dipper: Just wait one minute, *steps in front of Paz protectively* I think it's only right for a counterstrike. *looks at Candy*

Candy: *stares back*

Dipper: Pazzie's clothes aren't tacky, I mean, at least she has style. Last I checked, you're so busy copying my sister than you have no discernible style unlike Pacifica. She doesn't think she's smarter than everyone, she knows that, but at least she knows that she's smarter than a select amount of people, like you. Knowing that you're more intelligent than others doesn't make you a narcissist, she'd be bragging about it constantly if she were, but she doesn't. So what if she thinks she's beautiful? The thing is, she's absolutely stunning and there's not a doubt in my mind that every guy that passes her by stops and stares when she walks around town. People don't pretend to like her, she's a person people can be open about their feelings to. People kill to be around her. I'm lucky enough to be around her for that matter, how could I not care about her? Why would I have her when I could have you? Well let's think about that for a moment, shall we? Pazzie has a bright, beautiful, wonderful personality whereas you have no discernible personality whatsoever. She doesn't throw herself over me like you do, and I hate it when girls do that. She keeps me guessing, which sharpens my wit and it adds a little more mystery to our relationship. So hell, keep me guessing, I like that. Pacifica playing hard-to-get is my favorite thing in the world, and I wouldn't have changed anything at all. She's not 'unattainable' she just wants to know what she's getting into and what it means to both her and the other guy. She'd rather her relationship be for love than just looks.

Mabel and Gideon: *staring in disbelief*

Candy: *shocked*

Paz: *holding a hand over her mouth, tears pouring from her eyes*

Dipper: And you want to know something, Candy? *scoffs at the sound of her name* I love her, and I wouldn't let her go for anyone else.

Candy: *tries to say something*

Dipper: *cuts her off* You know what? For someone with their name being 'Candy', you really aren't that sweet

Candy: *runs off*

Gideon and Mabel: *shocked silence*

Dipper: *turns to Paz and notices that she's crying* Oh my god, Paz, you're crying

Paz: Dipper it's not—

Dipper: *wraps his arms around her and pulls her closer to him* Please don't cry, and don't believe a word that nasty girl just said.

Paz: Dipper *looks up at him* I'm not crying about that

Dipper: *surprised* Then, what are you—

Paz: These aren't tears of sadness, Dipper, I just can't believe what you said. You stood up for me against Candy. And. . .and I love you, Dipper

Dipper: *hugs her tighter* Never let her get to you anymore. You're so much better than her and you don't even have to try

Mabel: Well, I guess I don't have to put a spell on Dipper, because he already told us his feelings

Gideon: Finally! *cheers*

Mabel: Well, dare us more, guys!!