Gideon: We got this dare from lilmissbeaniechild
Mabel: What is it?
Gideon: Dipper and Pacifica have go hang out alone!
Paz: Oh lovely
Dipper: I love it when we agree
Paz: Oh great, who invited the homicidal freak?
Dipper: Now now, Pazzie, I'm only a homicidal freak when I'm portraying Jason Dean from Heathers
Mabel: And you do a mighty fine job at that
Dipper: Why thank you, Mabel
Gideon: gosh, you two speak too formally
Dipper: We were raised that way
Paz: Can we get on with this?
Mabel: Gideon and I will be hiding and watching you two
Paz: Oh for the love of Mike- *walks off*
Dipper: I'll assume that we're heading out for our date? *chuckles* lilmissbeaniechild you are beautiful *blows air kiss and laughs* Where'd you go, Pazzie!?
Gideon and Mabel: (*^o^)/\(^-^*)
Mabel: Reverse Dipcifica will be Canon
Gideon: Now let's follow them!
~ ~ ~
Dipper: So where exactly do you intend on taking us?
Paz: Stop following me!
Dipper: I'm just doing what the fans tells me to do
Paz: Since when do you listen to people?
Dipper: Since they have me doing things I want
Paz: I don't understand you
Dipper: You're not exactly an open book either, sweetheart
Paz: Well that's your problem
Dipper: Then how do you suggest we fix this?
Paz: Fix what?!
Dipper: our relationship?
Paz: We don't have a relationship
Dipper: a relationship doesn't necessarily mean love, Pacifica *sighs* It could mean anything open your mind
Paz: . . . .so you're saying, you just want to be friends?
Dipper: *bites lip and nods slightly*
Paz: Alright. . .okay *begins to walk home*
Dipper: *sighs* Why can't she understand?
~ ~ ~
Gideon: Hey Paz! Where's Dipper?
Paz: he's still at the lake
Gideon: did you push him in?
Mabel: she better not have *glares at Paz*
Paz: I didn't! He just wanted time to himself
Mabel: Yeah, he likes to be alone when he's thinking *gets up* I'd better find him *walks out and finds Dipper* Hey bro
Dipper: *looks up* Hey Mabes
Mabel: What are you thinking about?
Dipper: My life choices
Mabel: Being?
Dipper: Never mind, I'd better get back inside in case Author-chan had a mystery dare for us *runs inside*
Mabel: *follows him*
Author-chan: Guys! I have a dare for us
Dipper: told you
Author-chan: Pacifica has to kiss Mabel and Dipper has to kiss Gideon
Everyone but Author-chan: Oh yuck!
Author-chan: Just do it!
Paz: This is in no means real, Mabel *kisses her quickly*
Mabel: Ew
Dipper: *sighs* Great I've had to kiss two guys in a matter of two dares bloody beautiful *sarcasm*
Mabel and Paz: DO IT!
Dipper: *kisses Gideon*
Gideon: Let's never do this again
Everyone but Author-chan: Agreed!
Gideon: Dare us more! And guys, this book has reached 1.2 k! And we're 387th in humor in all of Wattpad!
Everyone: *celebrates*
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