Ask or Dare Reverse Falls

Dare 14

Gideon: We got this dare from lilmissbeaniechild

Mabel: What is it?

Gideon: Dipper and Pacifica have go hang out alone!

Paz: Oh lovely

Dipper: I love it when we agree

Paz: Oh great, who invited the homicidal freak?

Dipper: Now now, Pazzie, I'm only a homicidal freak when I'm portraying Jason Dean from Heathers

Mabel: And you do a mighty fine job at that

Dipper: Why thank you, Mabel

Gideon: gosh, you two speak too formally

Dipper: We were raised that way

Paz: Can we get on with this?

Mabel: Gideon and I will be hiding and watching you two

Paz: Oh for the love of Mike- *walks off*

Dipper: I'll assume that we're heading out for our date? *chuckles* lilmissbeaniechild you are beautiful *blows air kiss and laughs* Where'd you go, Pazzie!?

Gideon and Mabel: (*^o^)／＼(^-^*)

Mabel: Reverse Dipcifica will be Canon

Gideon: Now let's follow them!

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Dipper: So where exactly do you intend on taking us? 

Paz: Stop following me!

Dipper: I'm just doing what the fans tells me to do

Paz: Since when do you listen to people?

Dipper: Since they have me doing things I want

Paz: I don't understand you

Dipper: You're not exactly an open book either, sweetheart

Paz: Well that's your problem

Dipper: Then how do you suggest we fix this?

Paz: Fix what?!

Dipper: our relationship?

Paz: We don't have a relationship

Dipper: a relationship doesn't necessarily mean love, Pacifica *sighs* It could mean anything open your mind

Paz: . . . .so you're saying, you just want to be friends?

Dipper: *bites lip and nods slightly*

Paz: Alright. . .okay *begins to walk home*

Dipper: *sighs* Why can't she understand?

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Gideon: Hey Paz! Where's Dipper?

Paz: he's still at the lake

Gideon: did you push him in?

Mabel: she better not have *glares at Paz*

Paz: I didn't! He just wanted time to himself

Mabel:  Yeah, he likes to be alone when he's thinking *gets up* I'd better find him *walks out and finds Dipper* Hey bro

Dipper: *looks up* Hey Mabes

Mabel: What are you thinking about?

Dipper: My life choices

Mabel: Being?

Dipper: Never mind, I'd better get back inside in case Author-chan had a mystery dare for us *runs inside*

Mabel: *follows him*

Author-chan: Guys! I have a dare for us

Dipper: told you

Author-chan: Pacifica has to kiss Mabel and Dipper has to kiss Gideon

Everyone but Author-chan: Oh yuck!

Author-chan: Just do it!

Paz: This is in no means real, Mabel *kisses her quickly*

Mabel: Ew

Dipper: *sighs* Great I've had to kiss two guys in a matter of two dares bloody beautiful *sarcasm*

Mabel and Paz: DO IT!

Dipper: *kisses Gideon*

Gideon: Let's never do this again

Everyone but Author-chan: Agreed!

Gideon: Dare us more! And guys, this book has reached 1.2 k! And we're 387th in humor in all of Wattpad!

Everyone: *celebrates*