Ask or Dare Reverse Falls

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Gideon: we have a new one!

Paz: yeah, it's been awhile! How's everyone?

Mabel: probably dying to see what we're doing next!

Dipper: can we finish this already? I have a very important date tonight

Mabel and Gideon: WHAT

Paz: *rolls her eyes* I'm sure you do, Dipper

Dipper: Yes I do. But, if I were to ask said girl on a date tonight, what would she say?

Paz: I'm sure she'd say yes as long as it was a reasonable date.

Mabel and Gideon: *confused expressions*

Dipper: Wonderful, now what's this again?

Gideon: *looks at paper* um, it's not a dare, per say *starts laughing*

Mabel: what? *looks over Gideon's shoulder* Oh my — *starts laughing*

Dipper: just read it already!

Gideon: This question comes from Mabel--Pines and her question is for Dipper. She asks "do you and Cody know there is a crackship of you two? Cuz you need to know"

Everyone: *silence*

Paz: Dipper

Gideon: and

Mabel: Cody?!

Everyone: *looks at Dipper*

Dipper: What?

Mabel: Well, did you hear the question?

Dipper: No, I tend to block out unintelligent dialogue. OF COURSE I HEARD IT!

Mabel: We should get Cody over here so he can hear this

Paz: So, there is a joking ship between Dipper and Cody?

Gideon: what would the ship name be? Cipper? Dody? *gasps* COPPER

Dipper: can we not indulge ourselves in this? It's absolutely ridiculous!

Mabel: Cody should be here any minute now

Dipper: This is ridiculous! Who would even ship us?!

Paz: I'm sure no one

Gideon: Let's make it canon!

Dipper: NO!

Gideon: Oh come on, he's single, you're single

Dipper: I'm actually not single

Mabel: Really?

Paz: Yeah, he's not single

Gideon: Uh huh, who's the unlucky girl?

Dipper: *rolls eyes*

Paz: . . . .

Mabel: ???

Dipper: She happens to be—

Paz: Cody's here!

Cody: *walks in* So why do I need to be here?

Gideon: did you know there's a crackship of you and Dipper? We're calling it Copper

Cody: . . . .*realization* are you serious?

Dipper: . . . .

Paz: Can we not?

Mabel: I'm assuming you both hate it?

Dipper and Cody: OF COURSE I DO!

Cody: We hate each other!

Dipper: I'm not sure hate is the right word, we DESPISE each other

Gideon: the more you deny it, the more we know you two are madly in love

Paz: they're not

Mabel: Are you two?

Dipper: I can't be in love with Cody, first of all, ew, and second of all I can't be in love with Cody because I'm already in love with someone else and I happen to love her very much

Paz: *blushes*

Gideon: uh huh, how do you know this isn't a false lead?

Dipper: *facepalms* it's not, because the girl I'm in love is in this room right now!

Paz: Dipper! *glares at him*

Gideon: Pacifica? *looks at her*

Mabel: Dipper? *looks at him*

Cody: Pacifica? *looks at her*

Dipper and Paz: . . . . .

Gideon: REALLY?! AHHHH FINALLY!

Mabel: what took you two so long?

Dipper: we've actually been dating in secret for quite some time

Paz: Yeah, until someone decided to tell THE WHOLE WORLD!

Dipper: oh please, it isn't the 'whole world'

Gideon: we record this and show it everyone

Dipper. . . .oh sh—