Ask or Dare Reverse Falls

Dare 44

Gideon: gOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!!

Paz: *sighs* I dunno why you said that. For starters we're all awake and second of all, it's mid afternoon.

Mabel: Geez, the more time you spend with Dipper the more you talk like him

Dipper: *all defensive* I will have you know that my Pazzie has a wonderfully vast vocabulary that she refuses to flaunt in front of you lest she wants to hurt your feelings. *puts arm around her waist and pulls her closer*

Paz: *snuggling up to him* That's right.

Mabel: Oh, fantastic. You've corrupted Paz with your dreadful ways

Gideon: Wait, does everyone else speak like that except for me?

Paz: Um. . .

Mabel: *whistles tunelessly*

Dipper: *shoves hands in pockets and rocks on his feet*

Gideon: Wow. You guys are so great. *clears throat* Anyways, we have a dare from Mabel--Pines that I will now take as my revenge.

Dipper: *chuckling* What do you mean, Pines?

Gideon: Well. . .I did promise last chapter, specifically to you, Dipper, that you would enjoy the next dare that we had coming up.

Dipper: And how did you know about this dare before we did?

Gideon: I created this account, duh, I got you all into this. I have administrative rights. No other reason than that *wipes sweat from forehead* Isn't it hot in here?

Mabel: I'm in here, so of course it is

Gideon: Right, anyways the dare from Mabel--Pines is "I dare Dipper to kiss—"

Mabel: Dipper and Paz kiss on a daily basis, this shouldn't be a problem

Paz: how is this revenge?

Gideon: Uh-huh, I hear ya both. But you guys didn't let me finish

Dipper: Are we bringing Candy back here or something?

Gideon: Nope *grins evilly*

Mabel: Well then who?! Scarlett? *looks around wildly* Paz, how's my hair?

Paz: Oh my god

Dipper: Lord almighty

Gideon: a-HEM! The dare is "I dare Dipper to kiss Cody".

Dipper: I beg your pardon?

Mabel: Excuse me?

Paz: WHAT THE HELL?!

Mabel: *the first to recover* Oh my God! *hums Careless Whisper*

Dipper: Mabel, I will kill you.

Paz: Okay, sorry for the dramatic reaction, but this is actually hilarious to me!

Gideon: *frowning* this was supposed to be revenge against all of you, but I'll take what I can get. I mean, look *gestures toward Dipper* he's catatonic now.

Dipper: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . .

Mabel: Pffffffft, I actually can't right now. Okay, Gideon, do you want to call Cody and invite him to Gleeful Manor?

Gideon: Oh! Absolutely I do! *walks off to call Cody*

Dipper: Oh my &*%^ing %^(t, I think I may actually kill someone