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Incorrect Quotes!

Y/n: the risk I took was carefully calculated-

Edd: Y/N, WE ALMOST DIED!

Y/n: who said I was good at math?

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Y/n: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Rolf: Only if you also don't ask why

Rolf: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Y/n:

Rolf:

Y/n: This one is fine

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Ed: *Screams*

Y/n: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Edd: Should we do something?

Eddy: No, I want to see who wins.

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Y/n: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Ed: Not if they consent to it.

Eddy: Depends who you're stabbing.

Edd: YES?!?

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Edd: Just be yourself.

Eddy: 'Be myself'? Double D, I have one day to win Y/n over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Ed: Couple weeks.

Johnny: Six months.

Kevin: Jury's still out.

Eddy: See, Double D?

Eddy: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Y/n: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited

Edd: If?

Eddy: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.

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Rolf: Why are Y/n-girl and Edd-boy sitting with their backs to each other?

Ed: They had a fight.

Rolf: Then why are they holding hands?

Ed: Edd gets sad when they fight.

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Eddy: I think we're missing something.

Ed: Teamwork?

Edd: Cohesion?

Y/n: A general sense of what we're doing?

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Y/n: Hah! 69! You know what that means?

Ed: What?

Edd: That you're a child.

Eddy: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*

Nazz: Thanks fam!

Kevin: oh no

Rolf: I love you too